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    Last night a man in his 60's lucked out and was able to buy several boxes of ammo at the sporting goods store. On the way home he stopped at the 7-Eleven gas station where this drop-dead gorgeous younger blonde was filling up her car at the pump next to his. She glanced at the ammo boxes in the back of his Jeep and said in a very seductive voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old timer. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    The old guy thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"



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  • #2
    Lol

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    • #3
      Nice
      "It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!"

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      • #4
        Ain't that the truth.

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        • #5
          Nice!

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          • #6
            haha!
            Originally posted by Silverback
            Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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