Diaper bags, Concealed Carry and keeping my balls

[KBScobravert]

Okay gents, more so gents with kids; evaluate my choices here and give me some feedback or other options.

I have little girl on the way so I am prepping to be a new father. I am sure that I am gonna have to tote the diaper bag on occasion and the one my wife brought home with flowers for her just screams two daddies to me.

So in searching for a good bag that can carry over the shoulder I thought, hell my pistol can go in there too and with the kiddo I won't look like such a Tactical Tommy walking around the grocery store.

Not listed in order of preference.

The 5.11 Push. I have the Maxpedition that is smaller. I like the CCW pouch a lot on this one.

http://www.lapolicegear.com/5tapuputshho.html

The 5.11 Rush Messenger. Looks kind of narrow. Can it hold enough shit filled diapers?

http://www.lapolicegear.com/511-rush-delivery-messenger.html

The 5.11 Active Shooter. I think this might be the smallest and the mag pouches scream I haz M4 but a bottle or 3 they will hold.

http://www.lapolicegear.com/511-active-shooters-bag.html

The 5.11 Small Range bag. I have the large one and it is way too big to use as a diaper bag except for long trips.

http://www.lapolicegear.com/511-range-qualifier-bag.html

What say the collective? Will any of these offer enough room for a Man's diaper bag? Oh, all in black, no tan or GI Joe green for me.

[whitetrash]

everyone of those screams i have a gun to me.

in the diaper bag department i could really car less, whos gonna judge you? every man knows he doesnt get a bit of decision making in that

[ThreeFingerPete]

Keep the holster, get a non stupid look purse thing for the diapers.

[KBScobravert]

everyone of those screams i have a gun to me.

in the diaper bag department i could really car less, whos gonna judge you? every man knows he doesnt get a bit of decision making in that

So you say go more discreet? Opinion noted. But where does one draw the line at with flowers and glitter?

[whitetrash]

So you say go more discreet? Opinion noted. But where does one draw the line at with flowers and glitter?

buying the wife a matching big name purse and diaper bag works sometimes. i dated a girl who's baby daddy bought her a matching juicy couture set so she wouldnt go all flower stuff. it worked

[dee]

I carry in holster on my hip and just tote the diaper bag.

As far as the girly man bag goes I complained to my wife enough she went out and ordered a John Hart backpack it's bright pink but at least it has no flowers.

[ThreeFingerPete]

So you say go more discreet? Opinion noted. But where does one draw the line at with flowers and glitter?

Dude, I have a little Under Armour duffel bag that I freaking love. It was cheap and has held up to 1000 different uses. It's small enough to be convenient and big enough to put a ton of shit into. I doubt it has enough compartmentalization for what you want but something similar would probably rock.

http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/stork-diaper-messenger

http://www.rei.com/product/747933/rei-cargo-gym-bag guaranteed forever

[slow06]

I don't have kids, but oddly enough when I first bought my range bag I sat it down with some shirts in it at my nephews birthday party. One of the ladies that walking asked "Who's diaper bag is this".

I wasn't feeling to great about my bag at that point, but my point is a color change might help. My bag is a tan color Voodoo calls "Coyote". In almost any bag I think it might make it a little less obvious. I have every intention of using it as a man diaper bag when the time comes for me to need one.

Edit: This is not the exact one I have, but similar.

http://www.qmuniforms.com/Brands/VooDoo-Tactical/Bags-Packs/Voodoo-Tactical-Scorpion-Range-Bag.axd

[CJ]

[Slowhand]

Married with a daughter on the way and you're worried about keeping your balls? You're about to have a rough two decades.

[ThreeFingerPete]

Perfect! LMFAO!

[KBScobravert]

Ass. I like the compartments. And the Maxpeditions are too expensive.

[DieselSmoke]

We have a Coach diaper bag with my wife's Bersa 380 in it on occasion. I carry that bitch all the time and don't fell any less of a man. I'm a dad with a little baby boy and could give a shit what anyone thinks.

[Chas_svo]

I got nothing. Congratulations on the little one, you have lots of choices coming your way.

My little girl just turned 16 and is driving. I suggest staying home.

[Cobraman]

and could give a shit what anyone thinks.

hmm.