who anwers the door with a pistol?

[soap]

Lmao! You're fucking killing me with all this cow fucker talk dude!

wish you worked with me. i'd show you all my fine ass cows that i work with, and the cows that come in shopping as well. it's all about the cattle son...

[War Machine]

Tell that to my 89yr old Grandad who had two smf'ers bang on his front door then the back before he opened the door pistol in hand.

dont live your life in fear, ese

[Baron Von Crowder]

dont live your life in fear, ese

what's he got to be afraid of, he's armed?

[War Machine]

what's he got to be afraid of, he's armed?

I guess I'm not paranoid enough to understand

[Matt]

Does answering with cock in hand count? I use it as a pistol sometimes when i shoot my load

[KBScobravert]

I guess I'm not paranoid enough to understand

Not paranoid enough to know that two black males that do not live on his block are banging on his doors. When he asked if they want to get shot, they don't answer with "see whahadhappenedwas, my car broke down, I ran out of gas, can I use your phone, have you seen my dog, your porch light was on" Nope, they just turned and left quickly.

[War Machine]

Not paranoid enough to know that two black males that do not live on his block are banging on his doors. When he asked if they want to get shot, they don't answer with "see whahadhappenedwas, my car broke down, I ran out of gas, can I use your phone, have you seen my dog, your porch light was on" Nope, they just turned and left quickly.

Steve would armbar

[ThreeFingerPete]

Steve would armbar

Don't you think that joke has worn a bit thin?

[KBScobravert]

Steve would armbar

Gramps would ventilate. He knows he doesn't have many years left.

[War Machine]

Don't you think that joke has worn a bit thin?

If I did, then I wouldn't be telling the joke.

[ThreeFingerPete]

If I did, then I wouldn't be telling the joke.

Rhetorical questions dont need answers.

[Old eyes]

Armed greeting

dont live your life in fear, ese

I work from home when not traveling and was amazed at how many people come to my home during the day and it's not like I live in "the city". I do the partial open with hammer back and thumb safety off, weapon behind my back. I too think I've been "interviewed" once or twice. Used to think I was a bit over cautious, Now I just think I'm being wise.

M