Denton Co. New Sheriff

[CJ]

Tarrant County Sheriff Dee Anderson single handedly killed Al Queda mastermind Osama Bin Laden and rides a Golden Unicorn to work everyday while saving Nuns and orphans and killing drug dealers / mexican cartels.

This is fucking incredible news. Where do I vote?

[dee]

Takes about thirty mins if you don't sit and talk longer with you about what you're getting.

[BradM]

Takes about thirty mins if you don't sit and talk longer with you about what you're getting.

I think one of us is drunk, because I have no idea what you're talking about.

[dee]

To get the cleo signature up here, guess my post was a little vague.

[BradM]

To get the cleo signature up here, guess my post was a little vague.

Ah, gotcha.

[Sean88gt]

IDK why but I'm fucking rolling LOL!

Because animal porn is hilarious.

[LANTIRN]

Because animal porn is hilarious.

Speaking of which, where is SVO at?

[Sean88gt]

Speaking of which, where is SVO at?

I heard he was all tied up in a knot.

[forbes]

collin county sheriff Box for the win. great guy and is pro gun

[Cooter]

I heard he was all tied up in a knot.

lol

[futant]

He is. Our voters elected someone solely based on his name and relation to some guy at the Alamo. He's been out of law enforcement for almost 20 years and was involved in a DEA scandal and was essentially handed a would not hire status on his record.

Oh well

Best definition of a chump ive seen in a while.
I think maybe you guys just don't get his message -
He knows the incompetent chumps that work under him aren't stopping much theft in that county!

[David]

New reply I just received:

>
> Good Afternoon Mr. David,
>
> I hope you are having a good day? What I am about to tell you is by all means nothing personal toward you at all!! No I am not NFA friendly! And I don't know where your information came from but I have never professed to be NFA friendly! I am defiantly in favor of 2nd amendment! And lastly I don't take money for my campaign and never have for this reason! The people of Denton county put me in office to make a difference and from there trust I will!
>
> My reason is simple if these gun get into the wrong hands my deputies and residence would be in arms way! Just imagine if these weapons were stolen from your residence and sold into the wrong hands!! Several years ago one of the bloodiest gun battles in US history took place in LA with the suspects robbing a bank and using automatic weapons! The police had nothing to stop these guys with nor did the citizens! I don't want to make that call to a deputies wife telling her that her husband has been killed by an automatic weapon that his bullet proof vest could not stop!
>
> So with that said I hope you can understand my concerns? My suggestion would be to get our current sheriff to sign your paperwork before I go into office. He is a good guy and is NFA friendly! Thank you so much for your time in this matter!
>
> Will Travis
> Sheriff Elect of Denton County

[Cooter]

what a fucking moron...

because a semi-automatic rifle can't shoot through a vest and because criminals always use 100% registered/legal weapons when they use automatics

[dblack1]

What a shit ton of exclamation marks?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My current sheriff won't sign off on any either!!!!!!!!

Doesn't feel there is a need for a normal citizen to possess such things.

I don't think he knows where the period button is on the ole keyboard.

[71chevellejohn]

New reply I just received:

Did you send a second e-mail or did he just respond to the same one again?