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  • Wife Surprised Me Today

    She bought her a new .38 Special and me a S&W .500

    Yes, my wife is a gun freak.


    Originally posted by The King
    I would have to disagree...If a man gives another man a blow job and doesn't use his hands, that doesn't make him gay.

  • #2
    um, does she have a sister? Awesome buy, man!
    May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
    Semper Fi

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jester View Post
      um, does she have a sister? Awesome buy, man!
      This. If so does she have two?
      First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.

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      • #4
        If not, is her mom available?

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        • #5
          Hell, does she have a mother?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bottlerocket View Post
            If not, is her mom available?
            Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
            Hell, does she have a mother?
            Oooh too slow

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bottlerocket View Post
              Oooh too slow
              At least I have chicken.

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              • #8
                I think her brother is bi-sexual and single.
                Originally posted by The King
                I would have to disagree...If a man gives another man a blow job and doesn't use his hands, that doesn't make him gay.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by dewayne6243 View Post
                  I think her brother is bi-sexual and single.
                  Is he cute and does he have money? lol
                  May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                  Semper Fi

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                  • #10
                    I like that S&W .500.

                    Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                    At least I have chicken.
                    Epic reference.

                    Stevo
                    Originally posted by SSMAN
                    ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                      At least I have chicken.
                      leeeeeerroyy jenkinnss.
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                        At least I have chicken.
                        lmfao!
                        www.hppmotorsports.com
                        ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                          leeeeeerroyy jenkinnss.
                          god damn it leroy
                          Originally posted by MR EDD
                          U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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                          • #14
                            Badass!

                            I had a chance to shoot one of those 500s at the gtg, and that thing was fun as hell.
                            Originally posted by lincolnboy
                            After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dewayne6243 View Post
                              I think her brother is bi-sexual and single.
                              Didn't she surprise you with a chopper awhile back?
                              Ded

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