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A craftsman is only as good as his tools, and taking over the world requires some top-of-the-line death machines. But it's not like you can just pick up world-conquering gadgetry at some public market... Oh, wait. You totally can. You just need a ticket to the Eurosatory convention in Paris, where the real Tony Starks of the world unveil their newest means of "keeping the peace."
Private military and defense contractors from all over the world converge every two years at the convention for networking, panel discussions and product demonstrations. Yes, it's exactly what you're picturing.
And, yes, you can totally get in on the action. Just fill out the pre-registration form (http://www.eurosatory.com/#/admission) and wait for your admission pass. While technically this is an invitation-only event, "invitation only" is a flexible term and invitations can be and have been scored by just random guys!
Can you hop into one of their futuristic Halo-type armored buggies and take it for a spin in the parking lot? How do you know if you don't ask? Can you pick up machine guns and point them around and make shooting sounds with your mouth? Hell, why would this even exist if not?
Everyone, please apply to this and who knows, maybe one of us will get lucky so we can go to Paris and take a shitload a pictures to share with everyone.... of shit like this-
Oh lawdy, like a kid in a candy store....
I got pics I'll post up.
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