Only 5 items, what would be in your disaster kit?

[GAP]

I recently realized I dont have any kind of disaster (natural or social) kit assembled. I'm thinking I want something that can sustain two people for about 2-3 days by itself. Not that i'm limiting myself to only 5 items, but if you could only have 5 items, what would yours be?

1) Several gallons of water
2) MRE's
3) Deluxe first aid kit
4) Hand crank flashlight/radio
5) Cashola

[Chili]

I recently realized I dont have any kind of disaster (natural or social) kit assembled. I'm thinking I want something that can sustain two people for about 2-3 days by itself. Not that i'm limiting myself to only 5 items, but if you could only have 5 items, what would yours be?

1) Several gallons of water
2) MRE's
3) Deluxe first aid kit
4) Hand crank flashlight/radio
5) Cashola

Sadly, need to add a gun to that list.

[Moose242]

1. Suicide pill
2. Johnny walker blue
3. A bottle of silver oak
4. A magnum of Dom
5. Carton of marlboro lights

[Venix]

1. Glock
2. Ammo for said Glock
3. A way to make fire
4. Knife or multi tool
5. Something to trade for the rest of the junk I need.

[Pokulski-Blatz]

1.) Bear Grylls
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)

[soap]

Pistol
copenhagen
phone
Cash
Beef jerky

[CJ]

HK G3 w/ 500rds
Summer/winter camo clothing
Water purification tablets
Antibiotics
PVS-14 nightvision

Cash means nothing in a shtf situation.

[Aceman85turbo]

1. aircraft carrier
2. bisexual high school chicks
3. bacon

[ram57ta]

1. A good, powerful handgun with plenty of ammo.(gotta protect yourself)
2. A good small laptop with a TV tuner card, external wifi card with external antenna, and a small power inverter for it. (gotta stay informed)
3. Quite a bit of cash...maybe 10 grand. (it would pay for gas hopefully)
4. A shitload of MRE's.
5. a small tent.

5 items is unrealistic. Minimalist camping gear would be..tent, sleeping bag, aspirin, some eating utensils, matches or some way to light fires.

[John -- '02 HAWK]

Water Purification System
Hand pump and 50' of flat hose
Crank powered Radio/flashlight
Heavy blade for chopping
Fishing line and some tackle
.22 thats integrally suppressed

[Denny]

Since it'll only be for two people and two or three days...

1. Handgun/mags/ammo
2. 6 gallons of drinking water
3. 8 MREs
4. First Aid kit
5. 4 cases of Corona

[Sean88gt]

1. A hot blonde
2. Another hot blonde
3. A smoking hot brunette
4. Her nympho friend
5. A mute button.

[streetdemon70]

1. A hot blonde
2. Another hot blonde
3. A smoking hot brunette
4. Her nympho friend
5. A mute button.

end thread lol.

[KBScobravert]

Water
Shelter
Protection
Food
Loved ones