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    An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner
    for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man
    behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card
    and a concealed weapon carry permit.

    The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
    Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

    The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
    .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

    The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

    "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

    The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
    and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
    driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.

    May I ask what you are afraid of?

    Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,

    "Not a damned thing!"

  • #2
    Repost but always get a chuckle out of it

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    • #3
      Not bad!

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      • #4
        Nice!
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        • #5
          LOL

          I stopped a car the other day and when I asked the guy for his insurance he got kinda nervous and said uhhh its in my glovebox with my un loaded hand gun. He asked if i would like him to get it and I said no I would just get it off the vehicle return. I kinda chuckled when I told him it was probably a bad idea to keep his gun and insurance together. Then I asked him what good would an unloaded weapon do him if he needed it. LOL
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          • #6
            That's the same reason that I don't keep it in my wallet when I'm carrying.

            Officer, you see the gun is at my appendix, and the wallet is in my front pocket. Made that mistake once. LOL

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
              That's the same reason that I don't keep it in my wallet when I'm carrying.

              Officer, you see the gun is at my appendix, and the wallet is in my front pocket. Made that mistake once. LOL
              lap belt would hurt like fuck in an accident! Just sayin'.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by aggie97 View Post
                lap belt would hurt like fuck in an accident! Just sayin'.
                I don't wear seatbelts. Live dangerously.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                  I don't wear seatbelts. Live dangerously.
                  Click it or ticket!
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View Post
                    That's the same reason that I don't keep it in my wallet when I'm carrying.

                    Officer, you see the gun is at my appendix, and the wallet is in my front pocket. Made that mistake once. LOL
                    Just get you some thunderwear....................No I do not have a pair but my friend does. Do not think for a minute I do not make fun of him.

                    http://www.thunderwear.com/ WW do not click on the rotating gun.
                    Last edited by kingjason; 06-27-2011, 01:24 PM.
                    Whos your Daddy?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by kingjason View Post
                      Just get you some thunderwear....................No I do not have a pair but my friend does. Do not think for a minute I do not make fun of him.

                      http://www.thunderwear.com/
                      Wow. I clicked the rotating gun to see a video of said thunderwear in action. Not a good idea at work considering it's a link to a porn site.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kingjason View Post
                        Just get you some thunderwear....................No I do not have a pair but my friend does. Do not think for a minute I do not make fun of him.

                        http://www.thunderwear.com/
                        Why would you make fun of him? If absolute concealment is a priority, that's a solid option. I mean they are lame, but if that's your only option, it's a pretty good option.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ratt View Post
                          Wow. I clicked the rotating gun to see a video of said thunderwear in action. Not a good idea at work considering it's a link to a porn site.
                          LOL I did not know that.
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