Amy Schumer: The leather special

[Sean88gt]

Holy shit that thing is terrible. I've long been convinced that female standups jump right to the pussy when they run out of material and men jump to either shit, periods, or something pussy related. It's the low-hanging fruit of comedy.

Schumer doesn't waste any time and jumps in immediately. Cartman was correct, women only want men for the two things they lack: semen and humor.

[dsrtuckteezy]

ive never met a truly funny female. real talk

[Sean88gt]

ive never met a truly funny female. real talk

I met one, but she ended up being a bat-shit crazy lesbian.

[scootro]

it wasn't funny because it was her original shit jokes and not the great jokes she stole from other comedians!

One female comic that accused her of joke stealing said “at least Cosby knocked his victims out before he raped them.”

[scootro]

[GrayStangGT]

It was so bad I fell asleep about 15 min in

[Baron Von Crowder]

I met one, but she ended up being a bat-shit crazy lesbian.

I've met a couple. I had a great time goofing around with a friend's collage age daughter, we had the whole group laughing most of the night.

they claim she's lesbian, I think she takes what she can get.

[CWO]

[Craizie]

I've met a couple. I had a great time goofing around with a friend's collage age daughter, we had the whole group laughing most of the night.

they claim she's lesbian, I think she takes what she can get.

Did you smash, or nah?

[Chili]

I've long since given up on trying to watch that pig. I hate even seeing her in passing as I hurriedly change the channel. Blech.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Did you smash, or nah?

Ive been faithfully married for 10 years in a couple months, Ive long been out of the chasing pussy game. I can still spot the chicks with loose morals, though.

[naynay]

i thought it was funny

[Craizie]

Ive been faithfully married for 10 years in a couple months, Ive long been out of the chasing pussy game. I can still spot the chicks with loose morals, though.

Good on you.

[Silverback]

i thought it was funny

a Beta male would!

[David]

She has never been funny.