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  • Director & Synopsis Revealed For ‘The ExpendaBelles’

    Later this year we’ll see the third instalment of the all-star action franchise THE EXPENDABLES, which was created and led by genre icon Sylvester Stallone. However, for those looking forward to spinoff known as THE EXPENDABELLES, which will see babes replace brawlers, we’ve news of a confirmed director and official synopsis…

    21 and MONSTER-IN-LAW director Robert Luketic is now officially signed on to direct the film. He reunites with his LEGALLY BLONDE scribes Kirsten Smith and Karen McCullah, who are responsible for the screenplay after being hired by Millennium Films. It’s a name that may surprise many with producers previously claiming they were looking for a female filmmaker in keeping with the direction of the expectant all-female cast. Below we have the plot details:

    When America’s Navy SEALs are wiped out trying to penetrate the island lair of a deadly despot who has captured one of the world’s top nuclear scientists, it becomes clear that there is no such thing as the right man for the job and that this is a mission so impossible that only women can handle it. The only way in: some of the world’s deadliest female operatives must pose as high-class call-girls shipped in by private plane to satisfy a dictator–and instead save the scientist and the day.

    THE EXPENDABELLES is being produced by Stallone and Kevin King alongside executive producers Heidi Jo Markel, Julie Kroll, Avi Lerner, Trevor Short, Boaz Davidson, John Thompson and Mark Gill. Shooting will begin in the Summer with names such as Gina Carano (HAYWIRE), Sharni Vinson (YOU’RE NEXT) and Katee Sackhoff (RIDDICK) currently expected in the cast.
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    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
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  • #2
    Ok, now that is full retard. I will wait for Netflix lol.

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    • #3
      I can literally feel my balls crawling from uncomfortability.

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      • #4
        Thats crabs man. Time for a trim.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Scott Mc View Post
          Thats crabs man. Time for a trim.
          What hair?

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          • #6
            Oh damn, you're in trouble. Time for the special shampoo. Please tell me you didn't Eskimo cousin up recently.
            Last edited by Scott Mc; 02-06-2014, 06:49 PM. Reason: My english was bad.

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            • #7
              Hell no!...you got a girl?

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              • #8
                Lol, I plead the 5th on this site with that info. Bad shit happens either way.

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                • #9
                  No China or Chyna

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                  • #10
                    Unless they are naked throughout most of the movie, this sounds horrible.
                    I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                    Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                    • #11
                      I'll wait for the XXX parody.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                        I'll wait for the XXX parody.
                        Expendaboobs?
                        ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                          I'll wait for the XXX parody.
                          I thought that's what this was....



                          They used the word penetrate
                          Originally posted by Theodore Roosevelt
                          It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...

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