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    Finally got to see this. Pretty decent, not Robert Rodriguezes best, but entertaining. The bit with the hospital window and the intestines made it worth watching the entire movie alone. Not really as inflammatory as everyone made it out to be imo, and after all it IS an exploitation flick done in the grindhouse style.

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    lohan nude scene?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Damnittsteve View Post
      lohan nude scene?
      They use a body double. Probably a good thing too. Not sure if I'd want to see that cracked ravaged body. Mean Girls era Lohan, yes. Now...no.

      Movie was cool. Very enjoyable.
      "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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      • #4
        i thought it was pretty good there where a lot of tit scenes in the movie so thats always good
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        • #5
          dumb, although this movie did confirm what I have thought for a while.

          Michelle Rodriguez > Jessica Alba

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CWO View Post
            dumb, although this movie did confirm what I have thought for a while.

            Michelle Rodriguez > Jessica Alba
            You might want to go have your eyes checked.
            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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            • #7
              I loved it! I fell in love with the concept the first time I saw the fake commercial for it in Grindhouse. It was WAY over the top, but it was totally supposed to be and that made it even better IMHO.

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              • #8
                danny trejo is a fucking O.G!!
                Originally posted by talisman
                I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                Originally posted by AdamLX
                If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                Because fuck you, that's why
                Originally posted by 80coupe
                nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                Originally posted by Rick Modena
                ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                Originally posted by Jester
                Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                • #9
                  I can't wait for Hobo With a Shotgun, now.
                  ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                  • #10
                    meh, i give it a 5.5
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                    • #11
                      it was alright! worth renting

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                      • #12
                        MACHETE DON'T TEXT!!

                        If that was not Lohan's naked body they really fooled me.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          Finally got to see this. Pretty decent, not Robert Rodriguezes best, but entertaining. The bit with the hospital window and the intestines made it worth watching the entire movie alone. Not really as inflammatory as everyone made it out to be imo, and after all it IS an exploitation flick done in the grindhouse style.
                          This.
                          Originally posted by momostallion View Post
                          meh, i give it a 5.5
                          I will go a 6, maybe 7. I laughed a lot, but I also rolled my eyes a lot.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                          • #14
                            I though it was decent. I'm a big RR fan. Really won me over when I saw that Grabber Blue Mach 1, however.
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                            • #15
                              Funny flick, I liked it. Don't like it enough to actually own it on DVD but it was entertaining.

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