On abcfm. One of the few Christmas traditions we have is watching this every year
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We've had it on DVD for years, and wear it out every Christmas. It plays in the background on Christmas eve when everyone's here opening gifts. lol.
"...and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"Last edited by Vertnut; 12-21-2012, 10:41 AM.
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Originally posted by Vertnut View PostWe've had it on DVD for years, and wear it out every Christmas. It plays in the background on Christmas eve when everyone's here opening gifts. lol.
"...and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
That might be the single best rant i've ever heard. That and the one Ed Norton does in 25th hour.
I can't remember if it's before or after Clark does that rant, but he's saying something and Art says "You're goofy". Clark spouts off "Don't piss me off, Art"
Me and my brother also say this whenever my dad gets mad around this time "Oh, no, nobody is going anywhere!! This is going to be the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny fucking Kay!! And when santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney, he's going to see the jollilest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse" and THAT'S when Art says "you're goofy" LOL
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI_YU&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]
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