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  • #31
    Very entertaining movie in my opinion. I need to go and watch the first one now.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
    He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
    Originally posted by Denny
    What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
    FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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    • #32
      Out on bluray!

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      • #33
        5 minutos in I was like "wtf!". Alexis Vega has a nice ass. Sofia Vergara, damn. Michelle Rodriguez has a fucking nice cleavage, too bad she's a lez. But motherfucking Amber Heard speaking spanish without any issues......a white girl speaking spanish like that....

        The movie was so fucking horrible that it was good.
        Originally posted by talisman
        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
        Originally posted by AdamLX
        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        Because fuck you, that's why
        Originally posted by 80coupe
        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
        Originally posted by Rick Modena
        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #34
          Netflix?

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          Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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          • #35
            Definitely ready for Machete Kills Again........in Space. Fucking awesome movie. I think I liked it so much cause it was so over the top.
            2004 Suzuki DL650
            1996 Hy-Tek Hurricane 103

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