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  • Machete Kills

    Oh FUCK yes. Cast looks like it has some weird potential. Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio. MEL GIBSON? lmao Projected to come out in 2013. Robert Rodriguez is the man.



    Another article:

    It's grainy. It's tilted. It was shot on an iPhone. But it's the new promo art for Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills with Danny Trejo.

    Here's how Deadline described the plot:

    The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

    Yes, I did consider getting a better version of the art but, hey ... it's a grindhouse knockoff. It's appropriate.


  • #2
    Fuck yes!
    ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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    • #3
      I guess it can't be any worse than the first pile of shit.

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      • #4
        The first was funny. I don't expect this to be anything less than shit.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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        • #5
          Yes!!! Maybe I'm a sucker, but I'll watch anything Robert Rodriguez does. I love the campy grainy 70's/early 80's feel - it remindes me of my youth.

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          • #6
            Only thing I can say I thought was a great movie of his was Sin City. I think it was a great story, but I think a better director could have done a better job. He should stick to directing kids movies.

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            • #7
              danny trejo is the scariest looking man alive
              "PSH!!!"

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              • #8
                Charlie Sheen is the president!

                The Kidd here Well, if you're going to go balls to the wall in trying to top MACHETE, you might as well go all the well, which is why the news off MACHETE KILLS' Twitter that Charlie Sheen has been cast as the President of the United...


                My head asplode!
                ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                • #9
                  If they stick to this cast, it is going to be the greatest movie ever made.

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                  • #10
                    Just need a longer pool scene, with more chicks next time!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by talisman View Post
                      If they stick to this cast, it is going to be the greatest movie ever made.
                      x1000000000
                      2011 Mustang GT
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                      • #12
                        amber heard was the chick on pineapple express and zombieland... me gusta

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by grove rat View Post
                          amber heard was the chick on pineapple express and zombieland... me gusta


                          Also Drive Angry and The Rum Diary. She looked pretty fucking good in both! She's from North Texas, too.

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                            • #15
                              lmao, YES!

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