Married ...With Children

[ram57ta]

Back in the 90's as I a kid, I didn't have cable or Internet, that show showed the best covered up T&A. I thought Peggy had big boobs and Kelly was ever teenagers dream.

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Sorry I thought Alyssa Milano was fine as hell in "whos the boss"

[mstng86]

The episode where his dodge hit a million miles is awesome.

I would be a member of no m.a.a.m if it really existed

[Steve]

Ah, Peg. You're down here. Damn. Then I was dreaming you ran off with the dwarf down at the bookstore, and I was living in sin with a Playboy centerfold and her eight friends who could speak but chose not to.


Marcy: Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies.
Al: Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals. You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila. You got an old woman scared of rain. Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth.


Peggy: No TV, Al, we're talking.
Al: You're my wife. I will not talk to you while I have a TV.


Peggy: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.

[Geor!]

Ah, Peg. You're down here. Damn. Then I was dreaming you ran off with the dwarf down at the bookstore, and I was living in sin with a Playboy centerfold and her eight friends who could speak but chose not to.


Marcy: Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies.
Al: Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals. You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila. You got an old woman scared of rain. Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth.


Peggy: No TV, Al, we're talking.
Al: You're my wife. I will not talk to you while I have a TV.


Peggy: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.

Shit is just straight funny! I can't believe i missed out on so much, but doubt that i would get even half of the jokes i get now, back then.

[jefehbk]

Shit is just straight funny! I can't believe i missed out on so much, but doubt that i would get even half of the jokes i get now, back then.

yep it was a great show.....I was in love with Christina Applegate and she helped me many of nights petting the one eyed snake.

[Tyrone Biggums]

That show was a staple in our house. We always had to be home in time to watch it.

[Bputacoma]

Fox viewing positions!!!!

[Nash B.]

Doorbell rings.
Peggy: "I wonder who that could be."
Al: "Maybe it's the homeless, on their 'It Could Be Worse' tour."

[SS Junk]

"It's not the dress that makes you fat. It's the fat that makes you fat." - Al Bundy

at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the Bundys KICK ASS
the nudie bar

Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.

[Steve]

Al is standing by the door waiting on Peggy to leave for vacation. Bud is trying to rush them out of the house so he can have a party while their gone --


Bud: Hey Dad, do you need some help getting your bags to the car?
Al : No, she can walk...

lmao, classic!

[quikag]

That show was Classic. We would watch it as a family growing up. I'm not too worse for wear......I think.

[BERT]

peg: Al, my horoscope says good luck is a commin
al: Does it say anything about the wife is a leavin?

[Geor!]

peg: Al, my horoscope says good luck is a commin
al: Does it say anything about the wife is a leavin?

hahaha

[jewozzy]

comes on every night on tbs but at like 3 in morning

when i worked midnights it would come on where we would eat. was always fun for lunch...

[Vanner27]

I would be a member of no m.a.a.m if it really existed

Been a member since I ordered my shirt...