Dark Shadows

[talisman]

Johnny Depp was pretty fantastic with this character, btw. The way he delivers his lines with a mix of arrogance, condescension, and the antiquated high class terminology he uses was, for me, responsible for most of the laughs. The line in the preview "You may place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!" still kills me even if the movie was too disjointed.

[Vertnut]

So you're saying Barnabas Collins gave you a beef injection in the ole cornhole?

LOL! You know EXACTLY what I mean. (Geof:"Hey mom, you don't recall a 'Vertnut' in the 7th grade, do you?")

[Geor!]

LOL! You know EXACTLY what I mean. (Geof:"Hey mom, you don't recall a 'Vertnut' in the 7th grade, do you?")

Just got off the phone with her. I think you had her confused with someone else. She said that she does remember you but never gave it up because, in her words, your "dick looked like a cheeto."

Please don't talk about my mother again. I'm not a big fan of it.

[Vertnut]

Just got off the phone with her. I think you had her confused with someone else. She said that she does remember you but never gave it up because, in her words, your "dick looked like a cheeto."

Please don't talk about my mother again. I'm not a big fan of it.

Will do (or won't do). I can respect that. You dish it out pretty good. Didn't think there'd be a chink in your armor.

[Geor!]

Will do (or won't do). I can respect that. You dish it out pretty good. Didn't think there'd be a chink in your armor.

I'm caucasian, thank you very much.

[Vertnut]

I'm caucasian, thank you very much.

Damn. I made a racist remark...

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Johnny was yummy as ever!!! I liked it but the previews were the best part. Still good though just probably better to wait for it to be a rental.

[Zfan]

Pretty cool movie, really enjoyed it.