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Michael Bay Taking ‘Mutant’ Out of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

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  • #16
    Michael bay is such a douche, everything he touches gets homosexual.
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    • #17
      Those kids are going to be disappointed when they grow up and find out that alien ninja turtles don't really exist.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #18
        I was just about to post this. FUCK THAT GUY AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR.

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        • #19
          I will absolutely see this, only because TMNT was probably the biggest thing I was in to as a kid...I bet it will suck ass...

          Will the next Transformers movie claim that the Autobots are really just mutated cars?

          Isn't the ooze the coolest damn thing ever? Who can honestly say they didn't grow up in the late 80s/early 90s crawling through drain pipes looking for any signs of something awesome?

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          • #20
            a new ninja turtles movie? oh how original! whats next bugs bunny

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            • #21
              update
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              The latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles big screen adaptation has gone off to a rocky start, as fans decried both the intended changes to the mythology and the reportedly terrible screenplay that was leaked. A more reassuring (to some) announcement came recently in the form of the casting of Megan Fox.

              The news is initially surprising considering the public falling out Fox had with TMNT producer Michael Bay after Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. However, a source close to The Hollywood Reporter claims that Bay and Fox have reconciled and Bay is “bringing Megan Fox back into the family.” She only called him Hitler after all…

              Fox is set to play leading lady April O’Neill and the film will star live action actors alongside motion capture turtles. Simply titled Ninja Turtles, the film is planned for a May 2014 release.

              Are you looking forward to a Michael Bay-ified TMNT? Or would you rather settle for the bizarre plastic costumes of the original 1990 film?

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              • #22
                Whos playing Splinter?

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                • #23
                  Dany Davito

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
                    Whos playing Splinter?
                    thats master splinter to you and it's gonna be played by a mutant rat

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                      Dany Davito
                      Too fat.

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                      • #26
                        Will Vanilla Ice be doing a reprise of Go Ninja?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
                          Will Vanilla Ice be doing a reprise of Go Ninja?
                          NO, Micheal Bay will be doing the reboot of "Go Ninga Go".

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                          • #28
                            God this will be the biggest pile of shit
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                            • #29
                              Michael Bay ruins everything he touches

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                              • #30
                                hmm
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