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failemonade

Exactly

I just couldn't get past the shittacular cinematography.

That too.

Why the fuck didn't they get a camera with vibration reduction? The in car shots really look like shit. WTF is wrong with them? That shit should never be on TV.

They can't spend money for a camera with vibration reduction but they can spend it on a video screen that does nothing but show the image of the Stig? The original has nothing more than a poster..

The intro of the Stig was kinda lame.

And all of that.

I can't wait to see what the original Top Gear has to say about this one. Of course there's probably some sort of agreement that they can't.

[Sgt Beavis]

I really do want this show to succeed but I don't think it will...

Here is what I observed.

The Stage is nothing more than a set. The original is set in an aircraft hangar where the test track is located. I think that should be replicated because of the coolness factor..

Much of the show was shot in video, which made it look like shit. Most of the original is shot in film or very high grade video.

Why the fuck didn't they get a camera with vibration reduction? The in car shots really look like shit. WTF is wrong with them? That shit should never be on TV.

The fake missile detection system was so contrived. Well actually the entire segment with the Viper sucked ass..

Everything in the show was staged. This is just like the original. The problem is that the original does a much better job of not looking staged.

They can't spend money for a camera with vibration reduction but they can spend it on a video screen that does nothing but show the image of the Stig? The original has nothing more than a poster..

The intro of the Stig was kinda lame.

The intro of the Suzuki SX4 was actually kinda funny..

How the fuck do you get such a boring interview of Buzz Aldren. He's fucking BUZZ ALDRIN! There are so many facets to this man that it should be impossible to do a boring interview with him but they damn well found a way...

The Lamborghini segment was actually ok.. until you get video of them in the damn cabin. Is Vibration Reduction really that fuckin' expensive? Did they shoot this show with a fucking pocket camera?

As for the hosts of the show, I agree with Slowhand in that the chemistry takes time. I'm willing to wait that part out. The original TG didn't have that chemistry for over a decade until they fired everyone but Clarkson and started over with Hamster and Capt. Slow. That said, I still think they messed up on their choices for hosts. Adam Ferrara was the only one remotely entertaining. I think he and Foust could eventually get this working right. But Rutledge Wood is a big ole bag of FAIL.

[Slowhand]

Finally got a chance to sit down and watch the first episode. I don't give two shits about the lack of chemistry and how awkward it felt; that can be fixed with time. I just couldn't get past the shittacular cinematography.

What made the original great, to me, was how brilliant the camera and production work was. Even in the early episodes it was bliss. The cinematography in this first episode was dull, not at all creative or inventive and not even visually appealing. Some will make the argument that it will get better with time and blah blah blah blah, but I just don't think that's the case; the creative direction just doesn't even seem like it's in the same ballpark as the original.

I can already tell the music is going to be a dealbreaker for me as well. Whoever is behind the music selection on the original TG is a goddamned genius and I don't expect TGUS to come even close in that regard. We'll see, though, I guess.
I'll continue to give it a shot, but it's about what I expected.

[Kenny_Stang]

It was alright... Jay Leno was offered the job, but turned it down. I think there is no chemistry between the hosts at this time, but maybe it will grow. Also felt some of the commentary was forced. I'll watch it again, but it's nowhere near as good as the original (not that I was expecting it to be).

[AdRock]

I DVR'd last night and just got done watching it. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I'll keep watching it. Hell, it's the first episode, gotta at least give the guys some time to get comfortable.

I wish they would have used Jay Leno, Tim Allen, and Tanner Foust. 2 old dudes and a younger goofball, LOL.

[BLAKE]

Could have been worse. I'll definitely give it a chance.

[Moose242]

had zero desire to watch it

Me too.

[Cooter]

had zero desire to watch it

[71chevellejohn]

I missed it last night, but read the Jalopnik review - the editors at Jalopnik have seen the 1st 3 shows and said it gets better after the 1st. I'm waiting to catch a replay - I'm sure history will be showing it over and over again.

[Bputacoma]

maybe Paul Tracey= Stig. Tanner and Paul did the Super Car show together. Maybe that was to determine who was the Stig and who was the host.

That's who i think it is too. I HOPE NOT. Paul Tracy sucks. Tanner beats him. Can't have the Host be faster than the Stig.

[Sean88gt]

I didn't hate it as much as I thought I would have Agreed they tried too hard, but I'm sure they'll chill after a few episodes.

[jdgregory84]

Tim Allen would be great. Isn't he the voice on the new GM commercials?

[32vfromhell]

add Tim Allen and Chris Titus FTW

I know Titus loves old school cars, but Top Gear never was about that. It was always about new, modern cars.


I haaated the fat neckbeard guy. And the guy from Boston. The only one bearable was Tanner.

[Snake007]

It was mediocre, but hey, it was just the first show....will watch again.

I agree completely!

[Scott Mc]

Not as good as the original, I also think they are trying too hard. Should of had Jay Leno as a host... Think he would be better with the interviews.
Just my 2 cents.

add Tim Allen and Chris Titus FTW