Microsoft SQL class?

[Nash B.]

He could cause blocking if it is a high end implementation.

Gotcha.

Not without permission.

[Chili]

Did they give you a copy of the database? I hope it isn;t production.

One day old.. Only developers get to play with production.

[Darren M]

That cartoon is great. I literally chuckled.

Chili, if you're really just looking for basic SQL education you don't have to pay for it.

http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp

Great series on that site. I reference it quite often. Now, if you're looking SPECIFICALLY for MS SQL, i.e. SQL Server, education then there are a slew of good books available at 1/2 price books and the interwebz plus a ton of sites/forums that can help with everything from the basics up. Most aren't nearly as hazardous as DFWMustangs to newbs.