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You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
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Ok, is everybody trolling when they say they like this game? I bought it anticipating a pretty fun and long gaming experience. I was wrong.
I broke my primary rule when it comes to buying games/watching movies/reading books/etc. That rule is that if it has magic in it, it sucks.
First of all the game is set up for faggy magic and shit, as melee sucks. Second, I beat the game (both the civil war thing and killing that dragon) in a couple of hours.
Is this one huge scam to coax people into buying this game? Is it all one big joke?Originally posted by lincolnboyAfter watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
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Originally posted by DOHCTR View PostOk, is everybody trolling when they say they like this game? I bought it anticipating a pretty fun and long gaming experience. I was wrong.
I broke my primary rule when it comes to buying games/watching movies/reading books/etc. That rule is that if it has magic in it, it sucks.
First of all the game is set up for faggy magic and shit, as melee sucks. Second, I beat the game (both the civil war thing and killing that dragon) in a couple of hours.
Is this one huge scam to coax people into buying this game? Is it all one big joke?"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson
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Originally posted by DOHCTR View PostOk, is everybody trolling when they say they like this game? I bought it anticipating a pretty fun and long gaming experience. I was wrong.
I broke my primary rule when it comes to buying games/watching movies/reading books/etc. That rule is that if it has magic in it, it sucks.
First of all the game is set up for faggy magic and shit, as melee sucks. Second, I beat the game (both the civil war thing and killing that dragon) in a couple of hours.
Is this one huge scam to coax people into buying this game? Is it all one big joke?
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Originally posted by DOHCTR View PostOk, is everybody trolling when they say they like this game? I bought it anticipating a pretty fun and long gaming experience. I was wrong.
I broke my primary rule when it comes to buying games/watching movies/reading books/etc. That rule is that if it has magic in it, it sucks.
First of all the game is set up for faggy magic and shit, as melee sucks. Second, I beat the game (both the civil war thing and killing that dragon) in a couple of hours.
Is this one huge scam to coax people into buying this game? Is it all one big joke?Originally posted by racrguyWhat's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?Originally posted by racrguyVoting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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Originally posted by exlude View PostMight I suggest something more linear, like Super Mario?Originally posted by racrguyWhat's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?Originally posted by racrguyVoting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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Sure you beat the game but you probably missed half of the game by just burning through it to "beat" it. There are at least 20 random events that happen if you're just walking down the road minding you own business. There are 9 dragon priest masks to collect in all and those have a long quest associated with them. There are countless other things to do in the game besides the main story. Maybe this isn't the game for you, maybe you need more explosions and gun fire and less "faggy" magic as you so eloquently put it.Originally posted by Nash B.Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.
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Maybe you should just stick to guns guy...Originally posted by Sean88gtYou can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.Originally posted by Baron Von CrowderYou can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
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Originally posted by exlude View PostMight I suggest something more linear, like Super Mario?Originally posted by Broncojohnny View PostWhat the hell are you, 12 years old? You don't buy shit like Skyrim to "beat the game". This reminds me of what happened when Fallout 3 came out, assholes were on here talking about finishing the game in a day. It isn't Donkey Kong.
And if the object of a game is not to win or beat it, then what does one do?Originally posted by lincolnboyAfter watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
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Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View PostMaybe this isn't the game for you, maybe you need more explosions and gun fire and less "faggy" magic as you so eloquently put it.
As for RPGs, I liked Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 quite a bit.Originally posted by lincolnboyAfter watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
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Originally posted by DOHCTR View PostDon't much care for those types of games either. IMO, the best game I have played lately was Heavy Rain. Great story, interesting gameplay, and very different than anything I had ever played. I hated battlefield 3 and the new modern warfare game.
As for RPGs, I liked Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 quite a bit.Originally posted by Sean88gtYou can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.Originally posted by Baron Von CrowderYou can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
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Originally posted by DOHCTR View PostI fucking love super mario, and I never beat that game (played it throughout my entire childhood).
And if the object of a game is not to win or beat it, then what does one do?
Try Fallout 3, you can shoot people in the face.Originally posted by racrguyWhat's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?Originally posted by racrguyVoting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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Originally posted by lincolnboyAfter watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.
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