I'd love to play again, but I get too drunk to be a good teammate.
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Originally posted by Mike View PostI'd love to play again, but I suck too much to be a good teammate, so I get drunk instead.Originally posted by JesterEvery time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.Originally posted by DennyWhat the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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Originally posted by NTexas_V-Star View PostBen decided that he wanted the dog tag for 50 flag caps. I ran defense, and kept them from getting our flag as best I could, and kept our base pretty clear of enemies for him.
He makes an epic run back to base, dodging helicopters, snipers, mines, catching a rash, circus bears on unicycles, and tank cannon shots.
It was glorious. He makes it back to the base...bails from the dirt bike, and starts his sprint to the flag.
Then some asshole random on our team shot him, took the flag, and capped it.
You could hear Ben fling his headset off, then scream like a motherfucker into a pillow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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Originally posted by Cobraman View PostBet you couldn't hang with the xbox bf3 in crowdersOriginally posted by Theodore RooseveltIt is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...
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Originally posted by aCid View PostIf you gave me a mouse and keyboard for xbox I'd destroy every last one of you.
Bring itOriginally posted by Theodore RooseveltIt is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...
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Originally posted by Ben G View PostOriginally posted by JesterEvery time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.Originally posted by DennyWhat the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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Originally posted by aCid View PostEven though the DPI might suck will it migrate the controls that the PC uses? As in I can press E to enter and leave vehicles and such?Originally posted by JesterEvery time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.Originally posted by DennyWhat the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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Originally posted by aCid View PostEven though the DPI might suck will it migrate the controls that the PC uses? As in I can press E to enter and leave vehicles and such?Originally posted by Theodore RooseveltIt is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...
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