Ultimate Crossfit Fails Compilation

[lincolnboy]

Crossfitting making better working outing then wheigting lifting.....screw it I'm gonna making caking

hey asshat, newbies are NOT allowed to phrase me.succa

[elPolloLoco]

Crossfitting making better working outing then wheigting lifting.....screw it I'm gonna making caking

[Craizie]

I'll give both of you $100 to fight it out and let me record it.

This will settle the debate and prove who trains more or less correctly.

[SS Junk]

So you have no experience doing any of what we're talking about. I kinda knew, but I just wanted you to say it. Go back to being a middle-aged nobody. You're fucking awesome at it and I've heard the results are great.

Oh, poopnut. Are you upset? I mean I see you are going into unrelated posts and spreading your butt hurt.
If interacting with the hare krishna crossfit cult at different gyms and on the internet is the wrong type of experience, and the only way to pass judgement is to be employed stocking weight gloves and water bottles, then I don't want to be right.

[slow99]

... there are those who are happy enough with their own regiment.

Regimen.

[exlude]

did crossfit invent this "kipping" shit? I've never heard of a kipping pullup..

Gymnastics

[jnobles06]

did crossfit invent this "kipping" shit? I've never heard of a kipping pullup..

is kipping using momentum to help do the pullup?? kinda like swaying when you do curls? that's what it looks like to me anyways.

[KBScobravert]

This might require an outright legit, sanctioned and judged pissing contest to put this shit to bed.

[01yz2nv]

crossfit sucks, im making gyming of my own. i am goin to get a nice sizer lot and fill it with half sand and half mudd. just let everone running in it for 30-45 minutes.

Haha you have to be doing it on purpose now!

[lincolnboy]

crossfit sucks, im making gyming of my own. i am goin to get a nice sizer lot and fill it with half sand and half mudd. just let everone running in it for 30-45 minutes.

[01-GATOR]

LMAO at the little kids arguing my training is better than yours

So you have no experience doing any of what we're talking about. I kinda knew, but I just wanted you to say it. Go back to being a middle-aged nobody. You're fucking awesome at it and I've heard the results are great.

Look here. If you're going to continue bumping this thread to engage in this stupid ass argument, we're going to need you to get it out of the way in one day rather than logging on every 3 or 4 days to do it one post at a time.

[petyweestraw]

Lots of butthurt up in hurr

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[jdgregory84]

Working with them how? Shining their shoes? Greeting their clients? Bending over to retrieve a dropped bar of soap?
I've already told you how I know your claim is wrong regarding "... more idiots..." Re-read if you must.

^^^
And that is exactly why I have jumped on the bandwagon, dear boy. No matter what gym you go to there are always mouth pieces who jaw how "if you're not doing crossfit, bro you are wasting your time..."
So yeah, crossfit all you want, but you and the rest of your crossfit loons must deal with the fact there are those who are happy enough with their own regiment.

So you have no experience doing any of what we're talking about. I kinda knew, but I just wanted you to say it. Go back to being a middle-aged nobody. You're fucking awesome at it and I've heard the results are great.

[SS Junk]

My experience is working with trainers both crossfit and not. What's yours?

Working with them how? Shining their shoes? Greeting their clients? Bending over to retrieve a dropped bar of soap?
I've already told you how I know your claim is wrong regarding "... more idiots..." Re-read if you must.

Again though, what do you have that's better?

^^^
And that is exactly why I have jumped on the bandwagon, dear boy. No matter what gym you go to there are always mouth pieces who jaw how "if you're not doing crossfit, bro you are wasting your time..."
So yeah, crossfit all you want, but you and the rest of your crossfit loons must deal with the fact there are those who are happy enough with their own regiment.