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    • #77
      Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
      This one bout sums it up. Lol.

      We have a crossfit guy at my job. Real dumb ass and doesn't even know it. Brags about doing it for the past couple years. Started because women aren't attracted to out of shape men yet has been single before and after starting crossfit.

      Not saying all are like that but this is my experience with it and if sad.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
        I enjoy crossfit... but people are real fuckin' dumb.


        Lol wouldn't that pretty much put you at a,regular pull up?

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        • #79
          Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
          So your "experience" there are more idiots using traditional weight training practices is based on the testimony of some bodybuilder while you were signing members in and cleaning gym equipment. LOL... mkay.
          You crack me the fuck up, poopnut.
          My experience is working with trainers both crossfit and not. What's yours?

          ..and by working, if you wanna exploit that word is working out with. I actually learned to oly lift from trainers that weren't crossfit which translated really well.

          From what I can tell, you've jumped on the bandwagon of hating crossfit. That's fine. Hate it as much as you want. Again though, what do you have that's better?
          Last edited by jdgregory84; 06-11-2014, 06:30 PM.
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          • #80
            Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
            My experience is working with trainers both crossfit and not. What's yours?
            Working with them how? Shining their shoes? Greeting their clients? Bending over to retrieve a dropped bar of soap?
            I've already told you how I know your claim is wrong regarding "... more idiots..." Re-read if you must.
            Again though, what do you have that's better?
            ^^^
            And that is exactly why I have jumped on the bandwagon, dear boy. No matter what gym you go to there are always mouth pieces who jaw how "if you're not doing crossfit, bro you are wasting your time..."
            So yeah, crossfit all you want, but you and the rest of your crossfit loons must deal with the fact there are those who are happy enough with their own regiment.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
              Working with them how? Shining their shoes? Greeting their clients? Bending over to retrieve a dropped bar of soap?
              I've already told you how I know your claim is wrong regarding "... more idiots..." Re-read if you must.

              ^^^
              And that is exactly why I have jumped on the bandwagon, dear boy. No matter what gym you go to there are always mouth pieces who jaw how "if you're not doing crossfit, bro you are wasting your time..."
              So yeah, crossfit all you want, but you and the rest of your crossfit loons must deal with the fact there are those who are happy enough with their own regiment.
              So you have no experience doing any of what we're talking about. I kinda knew, but I just wanted you to say it. Go back to being a middle-aged nobody. You're fucking awesome at it and I've heard the results are great.
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              • #82
                Lots of butthurt up in hurr

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                  So you have no experience doing any of what we're talking about. I kinda knew, but I just wanted you to say it. Go back to being a middle-aged nobody. You're fucking awesome at it and I've heard the results are great.

                  Look here. If you're going to continue bumping this thread to engage in this stupid ass argument, we're going to need you to get it out of the way in one day rather than logging on every 3 or 4 days to do it one post at a time.

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                  • #84
                    LMAO at the little kids arguing my training is better than yours

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                    • #85
                      crossfit sucks, im making gyming of my own. i am goin to get a nice sizer lot and fill it with half sand and half mudd. just let everone running in it for 30-45 minutes.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                        crossfit sucks, im making gyming of my own. i am goin to get a nice sizer lot and fill it with half sand and half mudd. just let everone running in it for 30-45 minutes.
                        Haha you have to be doing it on purpose now!
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                        • #87
                          This might require an outright legit, sanctioned and judged pissing contest to put this shit to bed.
                          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                            did crossfit invent this "kipping" shit? I've never heard of a kipping pullup..
                            is kipping using momentum to help do the pullup?? kinda like swaying when you do curls? that's what it looks like to me anyways.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                              did crossfit invent this "kipping" shit? I've never heard of a kipping pullup..
                              Gymnastics

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                                ... there are those who are happy enough with their own regiment.
                                Regimen.
                                Originally posted by davbrucas
                                I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                                Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                                You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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