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    Today was shoulder day, and I was waking by the dumbell area when this young (well young to me) Hispanic chick stopped me and asks...

    "Can you put this between my legs?"

    I had to hold my tongue and say something other than... "sure".


    She was laying on the decline bench at the dumbell racks holding onto it where you usually put your feet. She was putting a 15 lb dumbell between her feet and doing hamstring curls.

    After the 3rd set of me putting the dumbell between her feet, I had to tell her I was glad she was done, because my wife was on the elliptical watching... LOL....

    She was pretty cute too, nice arse....

  • #2
    Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
    I had to tell her I was glad she was done, because my wife was on the elliptical watching...

    Followed by the worst line evar


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    • #3
      Originally posted by Superwho View Post
      Followed by the worst line evar


      Sent from my DROID3
      Yea.

      Having wife at the gym = not a closer.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
        Yea.

        Having wife at the gym = not a closer.
        Agreed.

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        • #5
          LOL My wife would have come helped her after me doing it just once.
          Whos your Daddy?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
            Yea.

            Having wife at the gym = not a closer.
            Yeah, otherwise you would've smashed it like Hullk...
            Originally posted by MR EDD
            U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ceyko View Post
              Yeah, otherwise you would've smashed it like Hullk...
              I haven't had a piece of strange since 1990. She would not survive.

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              • #8
                Did the vagine smell nice?
                How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                • #9
                  So she was on a decline bench with a dumbbell between her legs? Sounds to me like you should've tossed her some advice.
                  "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                    So she was on a decline bench with a dumbbell between her legs? Sounds to me like you should've tossed her some advice.
                    reread it.

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                    1992 LX 5.0

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                      I haven't had a piece of strange since 1990. She would not survive.
                      Then she would have 2 dumbells between her legs... (rim shot)

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