Yay bees! :(

[onemeangixxer7502]

How do you know? You ever been somewhere that used to have bees that now has none?

Apparently you are not well read. Read up

http://environment.about.com/od/biodiversityconservation/a/honeybees.htm

[LaserSVT]

Well I havent found anyone to come get them so if anyone here wants them then come get em before I spray them with flamable chemicals.

I used the dish soap water on what could be seen and its killed them but the guys and queen under the house is the issue now I guess.

[jdgregory84]

What happened there was that a queen got booted out of her hive by a new queen. She took some workers with her to find a new hive. The queen lands and the workers surround her for protection while she rests. Then they move on until they find a suitable place to set up shop. A bee keeper will go over and knock that whole blob into a box, trying to capture the queen. If they succeed, the workers will going in the box after her and the keeper will take them to a new hive.

That is one of the best ways to get a new queen and hive.

I just wanted to see a salesman get stung. It was awesome when they left though, seriously it was like a cartoon and a cloud of bees were slowly hovering across the parking lot.

[Mopar63]

I have been fighting a bumble bee invasion (well if 15-20 counts as an invasion) they are boring holes in the wood on my patio cover.
I have been killing them off with carb cleaner and a tennis racket. Still a few left but they fly off when I go outside now.

[8mpg]

make sure you video tape the flamable liquids against your house. I would pay to see it catch on fire

[bcoop]

1 - I hate fucking bees. Every time I've been bitten, it's resulted in an ER visit. I turn red, swell uncontrollably, and get sick.

2 - I'd call a beekeeper or someone. Bees do serve a valuable purpose, and if they die off, we're fucked.

3 - fresh honeycomb is the fucking bomb diggity!

[YALE]

I have been fighting a bumble bee invasion (well if 15-20 counts as an invasion) they are boring holes in the wood on my patio cover.
I have been killing them off with carb cleaner and a tennis racket. Still a few left but they fly off when I go outside now.

That ortho home defense max is cheap as fuck, dude. Just coat where ever they're boring in.

[CWO]

soapy fucking water

[red95gts]

Do you have homeowners insurance? Just burn the entire house to the ground. Two problems solved.

[Doug Hatton]

+1... I saw that on TV and it immediately knocks them down...

+1

[LaserSVT]

Well I had enough. I was detaling my car yesterday and these fuggers attacked! They had been mellow before yesterday but they didnt like something I was doing and chased my fat ass.
I got stung 12 times. I have a knot so big on the back of my knee I cant hardly walk. Then one bastard got my index finger and my hand has swolen up like crazy where I cant even bend my fingers.

Look at this shit!




My hand has swelled up a good 50% in size and throbs like a mofo.




So me and my buddy went to the store and stakced up some chemical warfare. Got some long distance spray and a half dozen cans of flying stinging insect bombs.

Waited for the fuckers to go to sleep then threw three cans of bombs under the house. Two at the big hive and one at the smaller one. Then we waited for them to come out and shot them with the spray. Killed a couple thousand bees and I think we got the queens (I hope). Today nothing is coming from one side and on the other is just a huge pile of bees and a half dozen flying around. Dont hear the buzz from under the house any more.

Tonight I will set off the rest of the bombs.

[CWO]

that's what you get

[LaserSVT]

no offense, but that's what you get

How come people always say "No offense" right before they offend you?


So, with all due respect, go fuck yourself.


How exactly is that "Its what you get"?

I called exterminators and prices were beyond my reach. I offered people on here who said they want them to come get them yet they flaked. Besides killing off the new swarm with soap water I have left them alone and they would leave me alone. I could work on my customers cars and a couple bees would fly around but wouldnt attack and were docile.

OUT OF NOWHERE yesterday they decided to attack. I was not swatting at them, I never went near the hive, wasnt spraying chemicals around, they just attacked.

I responded to the attack with chemical warfare and have not been stung since.

[CJ-95GT]

Time to start fucking them up.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I think CWO didn't read the whole post you posted LOL. That does suck that you got stung 12 times though man!