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  • #31
    Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
    Brain washing at its best!
    Isn't all religion? It amazes me that people fall for this.
    Last edited by ELD3782; 03-25-2011, 03:46 PM.

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    • #32
      Wharz BrianC?
      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Yale View Post
        Wharz BrianC?
        Probably off mind fucking that batshit crazy wife of his.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by kenny c View Post
          I think that "preacher" is Todd Bentley... He ran a big scam in Lakeland, FL (just E of Tampa) and took about $2MM in a little less than a month from all of his "healings." I lived about 15 miles from there during that time, and people were packed into his tent every night.
          Shit. I'm in the wrong business. It's not a scam if you believe! Nothing wrong with taking these people's money. They're too dumb to do any good with it anyway.

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          • #35
            Well, at least we know the preacher has nothing to do with her orgasm. Why? Because he's a convicted sex offender. Of teenage girls? Try 7 year old boys!!!!! He's also a convicted drug user! That doesn't matter though, because the guy claims he took a trip to heaven(literally) and spoke with The Apostle, Paul. Unfortunately, even through all of his marching and preaching for God, God was unable to save his first marriage. Perhaps because he was not married to a SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY.

            Oh yeah, he's also a Canadian.

            BAM!

            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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            • #36
              If we could edit his voice out and just have hers....could sell that to porn producers.

              We could, but a bit too much work for me.
              Originally posted by MR EDD
              U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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              • #37
                nothing like some fat guy with a tat on his kneck giving some chick the big O and claiming jeezus did it. im sure they have a donation number flashing across the screen every 10 seconds and a donation plate the size of a trashcan.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                  Well, at least we know the preacher has nothing to do with her orgasm. Why? Because he's a convicted sex offender. Of teenage girls? Try 7 year old boys!!!!! He's also a convicted drug user! That doesn't matter though, because the guy claims he took a trip to heaven(literally) and spoke with The Apostle, Paul. Unfortunately, even through all of his marching and preaching for God, God was unable to save his first marriage. Perhaps because he was not married to a SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY.

                  Oh yeah, he's also a Canadian.

                  BAM!

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Bentley
                  amazing he looked like a real nice guy who just loves jeezus and taking peoples money

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                    Oh yeah, he's also a Canadian.
                    cock sucking muthafucker!

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                    • #40
                      For some reason I feel like have a cigarette and I don't even smoke.

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                      • #41
                        seven seven seven seven seven seven...........................sssssssseeeeeeeeee eevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeennnnnnn
                        Doing enough racing for 99% of the board!

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                        • #42
                          double u tee eff


                          RESIDENT ELECTRICIAN AND WIRING GURU!!!!

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                          • #43
                            I bet that pastor has a bad ass house.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by RuStYpNuS View Post
                              double u tee eff

                              So Jesus is performing superficial miracles now? What a POS.
                              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by ceyko View Post
                                WTF?! When did Chili become a preacher?

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