I sold the Porsche a few months ago, bought my wife an Outback to fit her new Colorado snowflake lifestyle, and took over her Jeep Grand Cherokee. I got tired of the GC rather quickly and started shopping around. I looked at the BMW X3 xDrive35i, the new Audi Q5, the LandRover Disco Sport, and yesterday I checked the Jag F-Pace 35t. It really came down between the Jag and the BMW. I really liked both but the Jag was bigger (though lighter) and more powerful (340hp vs 300hp). Also, I found a left over 2017 (they 2018's are out) that was heavily discounted. Because of my propensity to buy cars way to often, I decided to make this one a lease.
Once the purchase was made, I promptly took my wife out to dinner where I flirted with the waitress. I asked my bride to pick up the bill while I, "go pull up in the Jaaaaaaag" I then did my best Clarkson impression while greatly exceeding the speed limit on the way home where we both did our best impressions of Madonna's fake British accent.
The offending ride.
Once the purchase was made, I promptly took my wife out to dinner where I flirted with the waitress. I asked my bride to pick up the bill while I, "go pull up in the Jaaaaaaag" I then did my best Clarkson impression while greatly exceeding the speed limit on the way home where we both did our best impressions of Madonna's fake British accent.
The offending ride.
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