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  • #16
    lacquer thinner
    Originally posted by Leah
    Best balls I've had in my mouth in a while.

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    • #17
      My wifes lasagna, LOL

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      • #18
        Originally posted by GeorgeG. View Post
        My wifes lasagna, LOL
        mine too!
        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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        • #19
          Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
          A 19 year old women's pussy.
          Of fucking course.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
            mine too!
            You butt hole

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Samhain View Post
              Of fucking course.
              Daddy issues are a wonderful thing. I had a 3 some recently and when I added the ages of both girls together they were still 1 year younger then me.
              Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
                Daddy issues are a wonderful thing. I had a 3 some recently and when I added the ages of both girls together they were still 1 year younger then me.
                Sounds illegal
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
                  Sounds illegal
                  17 is legal in TX and they were both older then that by a good margin. I did one earlier this year and they were a combined 5 years younger then me.
                  Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                  • #24
                    Dishwashing gel! Trying to get the blood stains off my hands.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                      Dishwashing gel! Trying to get the blood stains off my hands.


                      Ky jelly....seriously it works amazing well to remove dried blood from skin and hair.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by ktm300hater View Post
                        Why did you smell your finger after it was on your balls
                        Harmon Tedesko (kicker for BMS.): "I wake up...smell my balls.:
                        "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
                          A 19 year old women's pussy.

                          You touched a tranny pussy that he she has had for 19 years

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                            You touched a tranny pussy that he she has had for 19 years
                            No. The women I woke up next to was in my bed because we went out the night before to celebrate her 19th birthday.
                            Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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