Another comedian on gun control

[Craizie]

What a dumb fuck; I mean the comedian and not you.

With a gun he could have prevented them from tying him up or the mere possibility of coming face to face with a homeowner who may have a gun could have prevented the robbers from ever giving a home invasion robbery a thought.

He argues that he was naked and fucking his girl when they stormed in through the front door. Unless he had the gun up his ass or on his nightstand, it really wouldn't have helped anything. It definitely wouldn't have helped if he had it in a gun safe.

[ceyko]

I understand how important our right to bare arms is but damn, too many BAD people are excercising that right and they can't be stopped because it's their right as an American to arm themselves.

Also remember that a lot of folks killing each other are not legally allowed to own a firearm, but it does not make a difference - they can still acquire them.

However, you're correct that some legal gun owners are getting their 10 minutes of fame in too. I just suspect that it's a tiny percentage of legal gun owners that are the problem.

[svauto-erotic855]

He argues that he was naked and fucking his girl when they stormed in through the front door. Unless he had the gun up his ass or on his nightstand, it really wouldn't have helped anything. It definitely wouldn't have helped if he had it in a gun safe.

Naked and fucking would not have stopped me from killing everyone that came through my door uninvited. Your home needs to be set up in a way to buy a little time if someone will ill intent forces their way into it.

PLAN AHEAD PEOPLE!!!

[Craizie]

Naked and fucking would not have stopped me from killing everyone that came through my door uninvited. Your home needs to be set up in a way to buy a little time if someone will ill intent forces their way into it.

PLAN AHEAD PEOPLE!!!

Lets say you live in a studio apartment...

[CJ]

If there's a room in your house you could get trapped in unexpectedly, and there isn't a gun in it, you should probably reevaluate that. But maybe I'm just crazy.

[Craizie]

If there's a room in your house you could get trapped in unexpectedly, and there isn't a gun in it, you should probably reevaluate that. But maybe I'm just crazy.

I get where you're coming from. But if your balls deep in some broad, you're probably not paying attention to your surroundings as much as you could be.

[CJ]

I get where you're coming from. But if your balls deep in some broad, you're probably not paying attention to your surroundings as much as you could be.

Honestly man, if someone kicks my door in, I'm going to know it. I just think a lot of people don't actually consider the fact that if someone breaks into your house and you don't have a gun between you and wherever they break in at, you're essentially fucked.

[Craizie]

Honestly man, if someone kicks my door in, I'm going to know it. I just think a lot of people don't actually consider the fact that if someone breaks into your house and you don't have a gun between you and wherever they break in at, you're essentially fucked.

This is true. I don't know the layout of what happened to Jim. But as an example, say your fucking on the couch that's 3 feet from the door. Are you going to have time to process the situation and get a gun? I don't know if you live in the same place or not, but I know your couch is pretty close to the front door.

[svauto-erotic855]

Lets say you live in a studio apartment...

Add a second door to form a short entry way. Make sure you frame the second door in hard wood, use liquid nails on the joints, bolt and gusset each joint; put plywood under the drywall in your new entry way. For the outside door install a one piece hinge and two extra dead bolts, one at the top of the door and one at the bottom; reinforce the hell out of the striker. Your total outlay will be under $800.

[CJ]

This is true. I don't know the layout of what happened to Jim. But as an example, say your fucking on the couch that's 3 feet from the door. Are you going to have time to process the situation and get a gun? I don't know if you live in the same place or not, but I know your couch is pretty close to the front door.

First of all, you have to consider the scariest most dangerous man in the world is one that is completely naked and wants to do you harm. Ever been confronted with that? The fear is real. Now imagine him with a raging hard on. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Nash B.]

I prefer not imagining dudes with hardons but I get your point

[A+]

Awesome DIY write up, SVO!

I couldn't imagine living on edge my whole life with guns spread all over my house just in case some shit pops off. Then again, I'm not James Bond and people aren't constantly trying to end me....

[Craizie]

First of all, you have to consider the scariest most dangerous man in the world is one that is completely naked and wants to do you harm. Ever been confronted with that? The fear is real. Now imagine him with a raging hard on. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Damnit. I think I'm gay now. I just imagined you naked, with a raging hard on, running at me while letting out a feral scream.

You win this round...

[Rick Modena]

Damnit. I think I'm gay now. I just imagined you naked, with a raging hard on, running at me while letting out a feral scream.

You win this round...

lmfao!


I always have a loaded pistol within a few inches of my personal at all given times. And at home I have a loaded gun stashed in almost every room at my home...

[SS Junk]

Damnit. I think I'm gay now. I just imagined you naked, with a raging hard on, running at me while letting out a feral scream.

You win this round...

Go have a beer with him and see what happens, sport.