Goat knocks out cow

[BradM]

You button hooked me, I didn't know you were going to button hook me.

[Craizie]

I got no fucking dukes, old man!

Blast from the past.

[Juiced4v]

Damn...it killed the cow?

[juiceweezl]

Blast from the past.

You ruined it. Someone should have said, "Nothing old man. I'm just sitting in the back of the fucking truck tied to it with a 3 foot rope."

[Tyrone Biggums]

You know Giarraputo? That fat shit? He threw a cinder block at my head, chipped one of my horns. One day he's going to get too close to the pick-up truck and I'll bite his fuckin' ear off, man! You fuck with me, you get FUCKED with!

[soap]

Cabrito is what'd be for dinner if that goat killed one of my cows. I'd shoot him on the spot.

Post pics of your cattle. I wanna see em.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Post pics of your cattle. I wanna see em.

Fap session?

[soap]

Fap session?

Maybe.

[Craizie]

You mother fuckers need Jesus.

[matts5.0]

Maybe.

How many stock shows have you been kicked out of?

[KBScobravert]

How many stock shows have you been kicked out of?

my money is on "all of them"

[LANTIRN]

How many stock shows have you been kicked out of?

I want to know how many times he has been arrested at Chik-fil-a for touching himself in front of the cow mascots.

[BradM]

I want to know how many times he has been arrested at Chik-fil-a for touching himself in front of the cow mascots.

Milking himself.

[phaux]

How many stock shows have you been kicked out of?

He just gets moved to a different stock show and it all gets swept under the rug...

[soap]

I want to know how many times he has been arrested at Chik-fil-a for touching himself in front of the cow mascots.

Not yet! But I do have a giant Chick-fil-A cow The girls from my last job bought me. And I bought a cow crossing sign.