Random PICTURE of the day thread *KEEP IT WORK SAFE*

[Big Dad]

[Unicorn Jeff]

Funny, but fucked up!

[Snatch Napkin]

More funny but fucked up.

[Unicorn Jeff]

more funny but fucked up.

loooool

[Snatch Napkin]

[Tremor14]

[IHaveAMustang]

So far so good on the Cowboys part...

[BLAKE]

So far so good on the Cowboys part...

Dammit!

[mstng86]

LMAO at the Cowboys part

[Juiced4v]

Nailed one part of it...

[Unicorn Jeff]

[CexMashean]

[68RR]

TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR



Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.

Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,

"The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."



Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"


Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies and taking bribes from foreign countries?"


Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"


Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"


Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one."


Yet she still gets the Democratic votes!

[CexMashean]

MOTHER FUCKER, that isn't a picture.

It's an email forward from someone's grand mother.

[68RR]

my oh my, aren't we touch today!! forget your prozac??