It's amazing how a plane and a bird leave pretty much the same evidence.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
I was told that I had one of the nicest groomed beards today. I told the girl that she should see my grundle. She didn't know what it was until I explained it to her.
I don't shave because I'm lazy, and this will likely be the last time I can let this monstrosity grow at this level until retirement.
Oh yeah, and no jaw line.
I have no chin, so I always try to keep at leaste a goatee and mustache, if not a full beard, just because I have a goofy side profile if I don't. Barring of course the time I spent in the oil field.
I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.
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