When I saw the colonel's hand out like that, I envisioned him twisting up a left handed cigarrette... then I thought of this gif
Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."
A SPC out of Ft. Stewart recently tried to put in a leave packet to go home for his wife's baby shower. His CO denied it with his reason being " men don't go to baby showers", so he had to resubmit.
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