Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
Bro's. Don't be dicks because I've got a sweet Camaro. Why don't you come out to one of my meets and I'll introduce you to some of the umbrella girls and you can have your picture taken. It'll be fun.
Bro's. Don't be dicks because I've got a sweet Camaro. Why don't you come out to one of my meets and I'll introduce you to some of the umbrella girls and you can have your picture taken. It'll be fun.
Do the 'umbrella girls' give blowies to everyone you introduce them to?
Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."
Bro's. Don't be dicks because I've got a sweet Camaro. Why don't you come out to one of my meets and I'll introduce you to some of the umbrella girls and you can have your picture taken. It'll be fun.
it was posted on FB for the world to see, how is it any different for me to post it here? it's on tumblr for christs sake, i didnt make any rude comments as thats none of my business, she's like a daughter to the site and i figured i'd share the great news since both of her parents got run off
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