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  • I needz a waaaambulance!!

    I gots da itchy penis!!!! HAAAALP!!!!!




  • #2
    Lie down with the dogs, you get fleas!

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    • #3
      He should put some Gold Bond powder on it.

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      • #4
        We are de crabs. We pinch de nutzs.

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        • #5
          sure..... just spread them everywhere you go and put them on the checkout counter. i would have moved to another lane.

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          • #6
            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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            • #7
              lady in front of him was like wtf.
              Originally posted by Da Prez
              Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
              Originally posted by VETTKLR


              Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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              • #8
                Pretty well expected to see in walmart.
                I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                • #9
                  Babies mama must have ants in her snatch
                  Two in the pink and one in the stink

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