Killed a 4 ft rattlesnake in front of my house a few weeks ago. When that thing curled up in the strike position and started rattling, every hair on my body stood up. Scared the fucking shit out of me. So I pulled my car on up onto the sidewalk, pinned him down and went to town on his head with a shovel.
"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson
Killed a 4 ft rattlesnake in front of my house a few weeks ago. When that thing curled up in the strike position and started rattling, every hair on my body stood up. Scared the fucking shit out of me. So I pulled my car on up onto the sidewalk, pinned him down and went to town on his head with a shovel.
I laughed more heartily at this than I probably should have.
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