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When I was near my heaviest, I had to break into my bathroom window... the fucking sill is about 7ft off the ground and the only thing I could find to stand on that wouldn't sink into the ground was a rocking lawn chair.
It was pretty precarious trying to get good leverage off of the rocking chair and pulling my ~320lb ass up to the sill. I got hung up with my mid chest on the sill. I could have slid back out, but that wasn't the goal, and I didn't think I'd be able to get myself up that high again as I had already exerted my best effort.
my fat rolls were my utility belts LOL
I finally bounced my fat self up and in far enough past the teetering point to crawl through the window.
Oh, and it was late at night and raining. fun stuff.
meanwhile, that video is fucking hilarious
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Originally posted by Cooter View PostWhen I was near my heaviest, I had to break into my bathroom window... the fucking sill is about 7ft off the ground and the only thing I could find to stand on that wouldn't sink into the ground was a rocking lawn chair.
It was pretty precarious trying to get good leverage off of the rocking chair and pulling my ~320lb ass up to the sill. I got hung up with my mid chest on the sill. I could have slid back out, but that wasn't the goal, and I didn't think I'd be able to get myself up that high again as I had already exerted my best effort.
my fat rolls were my utility belts LOL
I finally bounced my fat self up and in far enough past the teetering point to crawl through the window.
Oh, and it was late at night and raining. fun stuff.
meanwhile, that video is fucking hilariousWH
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