Beards!

[SS Junk]

uh, you are in your twenties.

... which explains a lot.

[Ruffdaddy]

uh, you are in your twenties.

Yessir...you jelly?

[Baron Von Crowder]

Yessir...you jelly?

There isnt a single thing you have bragged about on this board that I can think I would be jealous about. Plus, I dont have to make myself look older in order to compensate for my inability to manage personnel.

[Big A]

This man knows whats up.

It makes you look a little older. Can cover your double chin, and tickles the wife.

No double chin here, but the wife does like a little tickle. Helps when we do our Iron Man/Pepper routine too.

[Ruffdaddy]

There isnt a single thing you have bragged about on this board that I can think I would be jealous about. Plus, I dont have to make myself look older in order to compensate for my inability to manage personnel.

I knew you were jealous.

[CexMashean]

I knew you were jealous.

If you had any facial hair, Baron's sweet burn would have singed it off.

[Sean88gt]

No double chin here, but the wife does like a little tickle. Helps when we do our Iron Man/Pepper routine too.

I tie several knots in mine, jam it in her box, and yank out. Irish love knots muthaaaafuckaaaaa.

[lincolnboy]

I tie several knots in mine, jam it in her box, and yank out. Irish love knots muthaaaafuckaaaaa.

I do that with my penis

[Sean88gt]

I do that with my penis

My 4 knots > your 1.

[HarrisonTX]

have you tried both clean shaven and bearded?

I can tell a difference in how people perceive me.

That aint no lie man. It's way obvious with women. It's pretty odd

[46Tbird]

Been a while since I bothered, but yea, it'll grow.

[VaderTT]

I jam it in her box, and yank out.

I picture you starting a lawnmower or outboard motor.