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  • #16
    Originally posted by phaux View Post
    Nope, woulda been flailing about like an epileptic.

    Used to own honey bees, the sting was never too bad, but for some reason I always hated the thought of the sting. I'll let most wasps/hornet nests live, until they show any aggression towards me/the wife, then it's time for them to meet fire.
    Funny story about bees. I had a splitting no caffeine head ache one day and got stung on the face and neck by a bunch of bees. I was super pissed and stormed out of the yard and hit a stop up the street. After a few minutes I noticed that my head ache was completely gone and I felt euphoric; made for a great rest of the day and I have never been able to explain it.
    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by svo855 View Post
      Funny story about bees. I had a splitting no caffeine head ache one day and got stung on the face and neck by a bunch of bees. I was super pissed and stormed out of the yard and hit a stop up the street. After a few minutes I noticed that my head ache was completely gone and I felt euphoric; made for a great rest of the day and I have never been able to explain it.
      Neurotoxins and shit.

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      • #18
        Grandfather got stung by a cicada killer. He left the windows down in his F350, and it seems the bug came to rest on his driver's seat. Stung him in the back when he leaned back. Said it felt like a hot poker, and left a beg welt the size of a silver dollar.
        WH

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        • #19
          They are non agressive towards humans. We had them swarming at one of our model homes last year. You could walk through 10-20 of them and they could care less. We had them eliminated because they were scaring the shit out of customers though.

          Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk
          Originally posted by Leah
          Best balls I've had in my mouth in a while.

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          • #20


            I had one of these come flying around me in the garage one day. It had a distinct low frequency buzz. Biggest damn flying insect I ever saw. I later looked it up and learned it was a tarantula hawk and is described as the 4th most painful sting in the world.

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            • #21
              Why do you guys insist on holding these things??

              Ew. Gross
              WH

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Frank View Post

                I had one of these come flying around me in the garage one day. It had a distinct low frequency buzz. Biggest damn flying insect I ever saw. I later looked it up and learned it was a tarantula hawk and is described as the 4th most painful sting in the world.
                That is what got me above my right kidney. I saw stars and colors when it happened and passed out. It hurt so bad that nothing would come out of my mouth and I could not say or do anything before dropping. When I came to I found cum in my shorts and the pain was almost completely gone with just a little red mark where I got stung.

                WTF are you doing holding one in you hand? I hope that it is dead.
                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                • #23
                  the thing in the original post, do they live underground?

                  god bless.
                  It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                    the thing in the original post, do they live underground?

                    god bless.
                    Yes, they dig holes in flower beds, etc.
                    Originally posted by davbrucas
                    I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                    Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                    You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                      That is what got me above my right kidney. I saw stars and colors when it happened and passed out.
                      I saved a baby from a flock of them oncet. Got stung in the right eye and nostril. I powered out of it though.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                        I saved a baby from a flock of them oncet. Got stung in the right eye and nostril. I powered out of it though.

                        Oh yea? Well did you cum on yourself in the process? Did you?
                        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                        • #27
                          Smashing comeback!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
                            Why do you guys insist on holding these things??

                            Ew. Gross
                            Pure gold.
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by svo855 View Post
                              Oh yea? Well did you cum on yourself in the process? Did you?
                              An appropriate follow-on question is why are you so interested?

                              Meanwhile, carry on with the katfight. It's good for Monday entertainment.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by The King View Post
                                An appropriate follow-on question is why are you so interested?

                                I could never explain why that happened to me and I was trying to be funny.
                                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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