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OK, here's the copy/paste of my story from the other site about one of my (many) adventures with Roy:
As funny as that is, it doesn't top the David & Roy adventures when Roy decided he wanted to go snow skiing and damned near killed himself by hitting a tree. Not funny I know, but Roy's balls-out life style could have been a movie without doubt.
Think "Dazed & Confused" with a blind guy added.
David
Originally posted by cobrajet69
Well, one night we were sitting in the Haltom High (older one) parking lot smoking & drinking, just hanging out, when he decides he wants to walk the halls. I said "you serious?", he said hell yeah I am! He knew not to ask something of me that he wasn't sure of, so.... We commence to "entering" in to the school.
We actually climbed onto the roof and climbed back down into the middle of the school where there was an open (no roof) court yard. We then find a window that was unlocked and climb in. We smoked a Cheeto, drank beer in his math class, had a blast.
Well, as we were walking back to the room where we came in, we heard noises like music, so we ninja'd up through the halls but saw a light on in a room between us and the room we came in.
I told Roy to wait here and I'll go investigate. I get to the room and see a janitors closet open with a radio on. I turn to Roy just in time to see an older black man turn the corner back behind Roy. He (Roy) hears the man and ducks behind a corner, I do the same. Old black dude walks past Roy, then by me and goes into the room next to his closet. I stealthily walk back to get Roy and we decide to sneak pass janitor dude and escape. We get to the room he was in and walk passed.
We go to the end of the hallway to see if we can get out of a door but it was chained shut, so we head back to the window room. Just as we get to the door the janitor walks out face to face with Roy.
Janitor:
Roy:
I grab Roy and we tumble across several desk` and literally fly out the window. Janitor must have thought.. wtf are these idiots going to do out there? (no exit doors). We climb back on top of the roof, run across to where we climbed on, narrowly missing Roy falling through a sky light. Climb down and hear the cop sirens coming. We didn't think we would make the car so we ran down to the football stadium and broke in to it and hid for hours. Sweating our asses off, Roy bleeding from the climb down off the roof.
After we finally got to leave, we went to the local hangout park and got higher and laughed our fukn asses off, thinking of what the janitor must have thought, seeing me leading Roy, a blind guy, through a class room and flying out of a window.
David
We actually climbed onto the roof and climbed back down into the middle of the school where there was an open (no roof) court yard. We then find a window that was unlocked and climb in. We smoked a Cheeto, drank beer in his math class, had a blast.
Well, as we were walking back to the room where we came in, we heard noises like music, so we ninja'd up through the halls but saw a light on in a room between us and the room we came in.
I told Roy to wait here and I'll go investigate. I get to the room and see a janitors closet open with a radio on. I turn to Roy just in time to see an older black man turn the corner back behind Roy. He (Roy) hears the man and ducks behind a corner, I do the same. Old black dude walks past Roy, then by me and goes into the room next to his closet. I stealthily walk back to get Roy and we decide to sneak pass janitor dude and escape. We get to the room he was in and walk passed.
We go to the end of the hallway to see if we can get out of a door but it was chained shut, so we head back to the window room. Just as we get to the door the janitor walks out face to face with Roy.
Janitor:
Roy:
I grab Roy and we tumble across several desk` and literally fly out the window. Janitor must have thought.. wtf are these idiots going to do out there? (no exit doors). We climb back on top of the roof, run across to where we climbed on, narrowly missing Roy falling through a sky light. Climb down and hear the cop sirens coming. We didn't think we would make the car so we ran down to the football stadium and broke in to it and hid for hours. Sweating our asses off, Roy bleeding from the climb down off the roof.
After we finally got to leave, we went to the local hangout park and got higher and laughed our fukn asses off, thinking of what the janitor must have thought, seeing me leading Roy, a blind guy, through a class room and flying out of a window.
David
Think "Dazed & Confused" with a blind guy added.
David
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