Scathing tundra and dodge memes

[Gasser64]

Alright, bring on the clever, witty, and true anti Toyota Tundra and dodge truck memes. Some buddies started it with the ford ones, and I'm going to finish it. They're aren't capable of coming up with ones that hurt, theirs are all just ones like "Oh you drive a Ford? Tampons are on isle 6". I need ones that sting. Against tundras, and dodge trucks. The dodge guy put those giant ass dumbo mirrors on his truck, if that helps.

I call upon the full insult power of this site.

[Snatch Napkin]

Aisle

You suck at this.

[helosailor]

Here's one:

[Sean88gt]

What about silverados? You mentioned chevy in the title, then switched to toyota.

[HarrisonTX]

He's such an idiot

[Mach1]

Chevrolet

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?

A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my

Chevy"?

A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?

A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?

A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?

A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.

[bcoop]

So what you're saying, is that you're too goddamned retarded to come up with your own. Why am I not surprised?

[Craizie]

So what you're saying, is that you're too goddamned retarded to come up with your own. Why am I not surprised?

10:1 says his number one response to an insult is " fuck you! "

[68RR]

Fucked
Off
Rambler
Dealer

[Gasser64]

Obviously, I've already googled you dumbasses. I got a few. Read the OP and rub your two tiny brain cells together and try and come up with some reading comprehension. Most of them were not all that great. I would think it would be easy to figure out that I'd be asking for ones that were missed, but I guess not.

Moving on. It needs to be pics I can text to them, about dodges and Tundras.

[71chevellejohn]

Calling people dumbshits when asking for help isn't going to get you anywhere fucktard. Do it yourself.

[Gasser64]

Do it yourself.

See the post above yours.

[BMCSean]

Go fuck yourself. Text yourself that.

[Gasser64]

Not nearly as good

[Denny]

I call upon the full insult power of this site.

Just lookin for attention
Uneducated
Stupid
Tiny-brained
Idiot
Numbnuts

Ah shit! I was meaning to spell TOYOTA.