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Originally posted by TexasDevilDog View PostI like math. I took an extra math class (complex analysis) this semester that I don't need for my major.
Forrest Gump: [nervously] I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.
[Jenny removes her bra and takes his hand and guides it up to her breast, Forrest looks at Jenny's breasts then shudders as he has an orgasm]
Forrest Gump: Ohh...Oh...I'm sorry. Sorry.
Jenny Curran: It's okay.
Forrest Gump: Sorry.
Jenny Curran: It's all right. It's okay.
Forrest Gump: Oh...I'm dizzy.
Jenny Curran: I'll bet that never happened in Home Ec.
Forrest Gump: No. I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe.
Jenny Curran: I don't care. I don't like her, anyway"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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Good God.Originally posted by davbrucasI want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.
Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?
You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
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