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  • #61
    Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
    Since you quoted me I'll repost it. I know what my intuition says, but I just don't care to math
    And I see another error in my ways. I'm out.
    I like math. I took an extra math class (complex analysis) this semester that I don't need for my major.
    class joke
    {
    private:
    char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
    double Peas, Carrots;
    string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
    };

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    • #62
      Originally posted by TexasDevilDog View Post
      I like math. I took an extra math class (complex analysis) this semester that I don't need for my major.
      Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
      Forrest Gump: [nervously] I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.
      [Jenny removes her bra and takes his hand and guides it up to her breast, Forrest looks at Jenny's breasts then shudders as he has an orgasm]
      Forrest Gump: Ohh...Oh...I'm sorry. Sorry.
      Jenny Curran: It's okay.
      Forrest Gump: Sorry.
      Jenny Curran: It's all right. It's okay.
      Forrest Gump: Oh...I'm dizzy.
      Jenny Curran: I'll bet that never happened in Home Ec.
      Forrest Gump: No. I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe.
      Jenny Curran: I don't care. I don't like her, anyway
      "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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      • #63
        Im still trying to figure out why we are arguing over a art piece.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
          Im still trying to figure out why we are arguing over a art piece.
          Shut up and take a side!


          (pitchforks and torches will be issued later)

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          • #65
            Good God.
            Originally posted by davbrucas
            I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

            Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

            You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by slow99 View Post
              Good God.
              Can you finance a consultant for us

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              • #67
                Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                Good God.
                Blown away by my artistic ability?

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
                  Shut up and take a side!


                  (pitchforks and torches will be issued later)
                  How about toothpicks?!



                  Now, try to imagine having to put them all back in their tiny boxes to be shipped to the next venue.

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                  • #69
                    When the government pays, the government controls.

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