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  • Jackhole drives onto racetrack during active race

    This takes being a moron to a new level.




    One of the worst things you can do in the world is to interfere with any serious, ongoing competition. One of the most dangerous things in the world is to get anywhere near a pack of race cars when you have no reason for doing so. This guy did both.

    We first saw a driver actually manage to get on the circuit during a race yesterday, which was so stupid, so dangerous, so mind-bogglingly moronic, that we thought it could be part of an ad campaign. It turns out, it's not. He's just that reckless, and doesn't understand what the fuss is about.

    Jack Cottle, the 22-year-old homunculus that intentionally drove into a local Fun Cup race behind the wheel of a Volkswagen Polo while his terrified girlfriend begged him to stop, told the Daily Mail that he's just misunderstood, okay?

    "People are blowing it out of all proportion. It was something out of the ordinary. You only live once and I live every day like its my last. Now I'm getting slated for being different."

    #YOLO, amirite?

    The local police in Kent are investigating and are in the process of preparing a statement. It is unclear whether or not the young woman in the passenger seat of the Polo remains Cottle's girlfriend at the time of this writing.




    One of the worst things you can do in the world is to interfere with any serious, ongoing competition. One of the most dangerous things in the world is to get anywhere near a pack of race cars when you have no reason for doing so. This guy did both.

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    "LOL I trolled them so hard!"

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    • #3
      If the track is dumb enough to leave it where someone can actually do that, I say he's justified to do it! He just needed a faster car.

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      • #4
        I would have lost my shit when she kept grabbing for the wheel. I punched a car salesman in the arm for trying that shit once.

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        • #5
          That dude's laugh was funny as hell.
          Originally posted by lincolnboy
          After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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          • #6
            facking wankes

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            • #7
              Well, that was an experience he'll never forget. I can't say I blame him. He's got balls, that's for sure. I wanted to see the rest of the video where he get's his ass reamed for pulling a stupid stunt like that.

              This video is also a perfect illustration of the differences between most boys and girls.

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              • #8
                Sometimes you just gotta race
                "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by line-em-up View Post
                  Well, that was an experience he'll never forget. I can't say I blame him. He's got balls, that's for sure. I wanted to see the rest of the video where he get's his ass reamed for pulling a stupid stunt like that.

                  This video is also a perfect illustration of the differences between most boys and girls.
                  fuckin' love it

                  totally worth whatever punishment he receives
                  http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Country cracker View Post
                    Sometimes you just gotta race

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                    • #11
                      I was driving around tms once and they had left the entrance open behind turn 2, if I was in the mustang I can't say I wouldn't have made a lap.. But instead I was in a Taurus. There wasn't a race going on, that would have been scary for everyone involved.

                      320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

                      DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        Exactly. He doesn't seem to funny since he has been back. I guess he got butt fucked by a pack of wildebeest or something.
                        "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Country cracker View Post
                          I guess he got butt fucked by a pack of wildebeest or something.
                          Sounds like your dream-rape doesn't it?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                            fuckin' love it

                            totally worth whatever punishment he receives
                            This. At first I was torn and wanted to be pissed at him for fucking up the race, but then I realized that he was just trying to have some fun, in his girlfriend's car no less. LMAO!

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                            • #15
                              There isn't one of us here that wouldn't have taken one of our cars/trucks/bikes/pos rides out on TMS if we had a clear path in, regardless of what was out there racing.

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