This is one way to get out of a ticket.

[talisman]

You're not going to see this one coming. I'm not sure how to embed this.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=592_1399673547

[Pokulski-Blatz]

[4bangen]

Even the trees be like FTP

[Rick Modena]

lol.

[bird_dog0347]

DAMN...

I was at my Uncle's lake house at Texoma this weekend and we were making dinner when one of the Oak trees next to his house fell on the road almost hitting my cousin on her 4 wheeler. It wasn't even very windy and appeared to be healthy. We had to hook it up to the 4 wheeler and drag it off the road, luckily no one was hurt but it was about a 40' tall tree and maybe 10-14" trunk.

[Sean88gt]

Appeared like the chick was more concerned about her (about to be replaced) car.

[Sleeper]

I bet they tazed it and set it on fire.

[Rreemo]

I bet they tazed it and set it on fire.

...and then beat up all the other trees in the area.

[03trubluGT]

That's the Florida Torreya Pine (FTP) that is indigenous to northern Florida:


Florida torreya pine is endemic to three counties in northern Florida (Liberty, Gadsden, and Jackson) and extends 1 mile into Decatur County, Georgia [2,11]. The natural range of this species extends along the limestone bluffs on the eastern bank of the Apalachicola River and its tributaries for a 40-mile (64-km) stretch [14]. There is a small colony of 60 trees approximately 6 miles west of the river at a site known as Dog Pond in Jackson County [2,11]. Florida torreya is not an abundant species, and local occurrence is widely scattered along the Apalachicola River [9,11]. There is a small, introduced population of trees located in Asheville, North Carolina, on the Biltmore Estate [14].

[sosoe]

Forever frost would never post this!!

[kingjason]

I would have pulled out my door breaching, zombie killing chainsaw, and fucked that tree up.