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  • FreightTrain has had enough of selfies.

    hahaha, what an idiot standing that close.


    “Wow that guy just kicked me in the head! I think I got that on film!”

    Jared Michael’s stunned reaction to what just happened sounds almost fake. But it’s no joke. Whilst trying to take a selfie next to an oncoming train, the driver—apparently irate at how recklessly close to the track Michael was standing—stuck his leg out and kicked him in the head. You can hear him shout angrily around the 0:01 mark.



    Missed that? The train was going pretty fast, after all. Let’s take a frame-by-frame look.



    Here Michael stands, blissfully unaware of what is to come.



    What was he even doing, trying to take a selfie with a train?



    Note the workboot on the far right of the frame.



    Brace for impact…



    That’s gotta hurt.



    And out come the headphones.



    If anything, Jared Michael should be commended on his steady hands.



    His hair looks very Kim Jong-un here.



    And it’s all over.



    Michael cradles his head, confused as to what just happened.

    Meanwhile, YouTube commenters are showing an understandable lack of sympathy for his plight.


  • #2
    God that's awesome.

    The fucking play by play photos. Amazing
    DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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    • #3
      Wow, he could have fell on the tracks and been killed
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
        Wow, he could have fell on the tracks and been killed
        He shouldn't have been standing next to the tracks trying to take a fucking selfie. God, what a fucking faggot.
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        • #5
          My grandfather worked as a conductor for Union Pacific and I could see him doing the exact same thing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
            Wow, he could have fell on the tracks and been killed
            ...yea, good thing the conductor was there to teach him a lesson..
            DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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            • #7
              Dude looks 12 in this pic:


              We then witness him instantly turn into his late 30's and just how long one has to grow their hair to hide such a massive recession...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
                Wow, he could have fell on the tracks and been killed
                Too bad, he might have won a Darwin award.
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                • #9
                  I would piss on him.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                    Dude looks 12 in this pic:


                    We then witness him instantly turn into his late 30's and just how long one has to grow their hair to hide such a massive recession...
                    LOL @ the way this is worded.

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                    • #11
                      that last pic is great

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                      • #12
                        Smother him with a cowskin rug.

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                        • #13
                          Hahahaha!!!!!!!!! Love it!

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                          • #14
                            It looks as though that boot to the head may of saved his dumbass life.

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                            • #15
                              Idiot.
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                              Because fuck you, that's why
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                              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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