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  • #46
    Originally posted by racrguy View Post
    It was even more of a turn on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
      Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
      So I says... even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jack-hammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy-tum?
      Originally posted by stevo
      Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

      Stevo

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      • #48
        Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
        So I says... even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jack-hammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy-tum?
        Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
        Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
        Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
        Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Taylor View Post
          Nice cars.
          What cars?
          Originally posted by Da Prez
          Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
          Originally posted by VETTKLR


          Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
            Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
            Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
            Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
            Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
            You have no idea how difficult it is to polish the one eyed gopher while holding a half gallon of moo juice going 70 miles an hour in an eighteen wheeler.

            I had no idea missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

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