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Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View PostWell, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.Originally posted by stevoNot a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.
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Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View PostSo I says... even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jack-hammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy-tum?
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View PostWell, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
I had no idea missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
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