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  • #16
    "What if we get chased by a bear?"
    "I don't have to outrun a bear. I just have to outrun you."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by talisman View Post
      "What if we get chased by a bear?"
      "I don't have to outrun a bear. I just have to outrun you."
      Same thing going through my head.
      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cobraman View Post
        Hit stick!

        edit watching it in slomo rocks
        That's some madden 05 shit!
        Originally posted by Theodore Roosevelt
        It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Strychnine View Post


          I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
            Speaking of which...


            She posed an awful threat.
            That escalated quickly.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Cooter View Post
              that mother fucker ate his donuts that morning!
              Funniest thing I've heard in weeks. God my side hurts.
              Nothing cool as far as a car goes, but if you want photos of your ride...I can handle that. Check out my Facebook page if you're bored.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                Speaking of which...


                She posed an awful threat.
                Remember, it is ok to hit a woman as long as you are getting a paycheck for it.
                Originally posted by racrguy
                What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                Originally posted by racrguy
                Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                • #23
                  Boom!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                    Remember, it is ok to hit a woman as long as you are getting a paycheck for it.
                    Or your sandwich is late.
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