Fucking Newbs!!!
Look newbs... you guys need to post a proper introduction. I'll lay it out in steps for those who don't seem to habla...
1. Write out a short introduction, like we're even going to care to read it.
Hi! My name is Denny. I'm a self-proclaimed badass in just about everything you can think of. I think DFWMustangs is cool and I registered to post my contributions your highly-intellectual conversations.
2. Tell us about the car you have that you sink your money into, knowing that you'll never be happy with what you have and never see that money again. Then post a picture or two of it.
Like most here, I'm a fan of cars that look good and go fast. Unfortunately, I have neither, so just look at this shit:
3. Finally, grab a pic of your wife/girlfriend/mom/sister/etc. Make sure it contains a mouth-watering rack. If all of the above are fat and /or ugly, just find the best thing through a google search and tell us that is who you're currently banging.
4. If any of the first 3 steps are not adhered to, GTFO!!!
Look newbs... you guys need to post a proper introduction. I'll lay it out in steps for those who don't seem to habla...
1. Write out a short introduction, like we're even going to care to read it.
Hi! My name is Denny. I'm a self-proclaimed badass in just about everything you can think of. I think DFWMustangs is cool and I registered to post my contributions your highly-intellectual conversations.
2. Tell us about the car you have that you sink your money into, knowing that you'll never be happy with what you have and never see that money again. Then post a picture or two of it.
Like most here, I'm a fan of cars that look good and go fast. Unfortunately, I have neither, so just look at this shit:
3. Finally, grab a pic of your wife/girlfriend/mom/sister/etc. Make sure it contains a mouth-watering rack. If all of the above are fat and /or ugly, just find the best thing through a google search and tell us that is who you're currently banging.
4. If any of the first 3 steps are not adhered to, GTFO!!!
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