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    Georgia Lawyer's Local Super Bowl Ad Is Bat guano Amazing

    Georgia Lawyer's Local Super Bowl Ad Is Batshit Amazing

    During the first local commercial break of last night's Super Bowl broadcast, residents of Savannah, Ga., were treated to something truly incredible. Personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two-minute block of local advertising and aired the masterpiece you see above.

    This is without a doubt the most metal personal injury commercial of all time. Oh, the ambulance chaser in your town has some iMovie effects and a nice suit? Jamie Casino's got murder, vengeance, and a flaming sledgehammer. Welcome to Casino's Law, hold on to your fucking dicks.


    http://deadspin.com/produced-by-kenny-powersedited-by-stevie-janowski-1514878624
    Tags: hitmen will get him
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    The Georgia Hammer?
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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      • #4
        he got bank

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        • #5
          Made millions off of villains, now too good for them.

          Commercial kicks ass though.

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          • #6
            What a badass!!

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            • #7
              Now that's a good commercial.
              "You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch"

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              • #8
                that was fucking awesome!

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                • #9
                  Cannot wait to see the movie.

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                  • #10
                    That fucker spend some money on that.

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                      I do wonder how much that cost to run.
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                        Heard on the news, any air time during the game was $4MM /30 seconds for national ads. I bet he spent close to $1MM between productions costs and air time.
                        "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                          Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
                          Heard on the news, any air time during the game was $4MM /30 seconds for national ads. I bet he spent close to $1MM between productions costs and air time.
                          I bet he'll make it back...

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                            Originally posted by eastsidetorino View Post
                            I bet he'll make it back...
                            He can also write a portion off.
                            ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                              "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                              "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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