Friendzoned caught on tape!

[YALE]

If I ever have a daughter, she's learning that move.

[CJ]

Lol @ Manhattan bastard. I don't even know what that is but I laughed.

[YALE]

Lol @ Manhattan bastard. I don't even know what that is but I laughed.

Yeah! What is that?

[Sean88gt]

[DON SVO]

I had a worse shutdown than that when I was about 20. I was set up with this girl on a double date once. It didn't take long to figure out she wasn't into me or me her. I hadn't done anything to her and she was kinda rude and not my type. I go to walk her to her door. Without hardly saying anything she opened her front door and her cat started to run out. She reached down and picked up the cat and handed it to me, said "It was really nice meeting you, good night." and shut the door. Not so much as a handshake. The cat looked up at me and I looked at the cat. We both knew that was as close to any pussy I was getting that night.

To make matters worse, remember this was a double date. My friend was sitting in his car watching all of this since he drove.

Later on I actually talked to her on the phone a couple of times but it was a no go. I started seeing someone and she told her friend she was disappointed that I had not called her and that she really liked me. Crazy

Some on here might know who I'm talking about, this girl was the basis for a few of my WTF dating moments from my early 20s. Long story short, friend hooked me up with her. Kinda fun to hang out with, but 100% cold turkey "thanks good night" after 2 dates. I was dating a couple other girls so whatever and didn't call her again. Several weeks later I get a phone call and the "Jason says you're dating someone else?! Why would you lead me on!?" I was floored and blurted out, "What the fuck? I wanted a hand job or something and you wouldn't even give me a hug!"

Sigh. Crazy ass women.

[lincolnboy]

when i was single i loved me some dirty sluts easy and you dont pay nothing. just invite them over.

[Bad Religion]

That's fucking funny as shit. Be patient, date a bunch at a time and just wait you'll rake them all in. Best thing to do is if you think a girl is going to friend zone you, start friend zoning them. It will confuse them, they'll wonder why you don't like them anyone, oh I'll make him like me again, smash, win!

[Coupe81]

That's fucking funny as shit. Be patient, date a bunch at a time and just wait you'll rake them all in. Best thing to do is if you think a girl is going to friend zone you, start friend zoning them. It will confuse them, they'll wonder why you don't like them anyone, oh I'll make him like me again, smash, win!

I did something similar to this except I put her in the friend zone. Long story short, Separated after 14 years while she was 5 months pregnant then was told she miscarried, started talking to hot girl (that's all she had going), 2 1/2 month later ex tells me she is still preg (she lied about losing it obviously),Hot girl is put on friend zone...in matter of fact not even that, just stop talking to her completely.

Now what sucks about this is that, the "friend" is my cousin/brother's wife cousin and knows my wife, so she kind of knew she was a rebound.....I'm going to have a dramatic christmas/new year up ahead. By the way, it is awesome being single , I even bought me another coupe.

[racrguy]

What the hell is a manhattan bastard?

I did something similar to this except I put her in the friend zone. Long story short, Separated after 14 years while she was 5 months pregnant then was told she miscarried, started talking to hot girl (that's all she had going), 2 1/2 month later ex tells me she is still preg (she lied about losing it obviously),Hot girl is put on friend zone...in matter of fact not even that, just stop talking to her completely.

Now what sucks about this is that, the "friend" is my cousin/brother's wife cousin and knows my wife, so she kind of knew she was a rebound.....I'm going to have a dramatic christmas/new year up ahead. By the way, it is awesome being single , I even bought me another coupe.

Uhhhhh. She's not prego with your kid, is she? You'll probably have to sell that coupe. Lol

[Coupe81]

Uhhhhh. She's not prego with your kid, is she? You'll probably have to sell that coupe. Lol

Yes, it's a girl going to call her Shelby. Possibly going to keep both mustangs especially the blue one, going to build that one for when she gets older.

[Swamp Donkey]

SHe must have rode in his loud FAST bumpy 86 GT

[CJ]

What the hell is a manhattan bastard?



Uhhhhh. She's not prego with your kid, is she? You'll probably have to sell that coupe. Lol

urban dictionary has no reference to "Manhattan Bastard."

Suspicious word is suspicious.

[stevo]

urban dictionary has no reference to "Manhattan Bastard."

Suspicious word is suspicious.

When I googled it yesterday, the only real link to it was back to here.

Stevo

[CJ]

When I googled it yesterday, the only real link to it was back to here.

Stevo

that happens more often than you think.

[downshift_me]

Kthxbai!

He had to have screwed up bad to not even get that "Ehhh, don't touch me" half hug us ladies are famous for.